I'm a bit shy about it, but Gwen, from the world famous blog, "Everything I Like Causes Cancer" has outed me. I.Am.Running.For.President.
This is breaking news and for how much I hate to steal the fire from Obama, McCain and all the other dopes - the time is now. My campaign slogan: "Dr Zibbs - watch out sucka' -I'm onna get ya!"
See the video here: http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=44722e205a696262737c4f66205468617420426c75652059616b
Well, that actually seems about right. Because, the Apocalypse is inevitable, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBubble up.
ReplyDeleteWho are you picking as a running mate?
ReplyDeleteThere goes my bid for President. Everything I think of that is cool winds up being already done by Zibbs or Falwless.
ReplyDeleteChim Chim for Veep. I already called it on Gwen's blog. NO BACKSIE OUTTIES.
ReplyDeleteCan I PUH-LEEEEASE be VP??
ReplyDeletePlease??
You weren't already running? Crap! I already wrote you in for the Republidemocatindependent candidate on the YakTicket.
ReplyDeleteI'm picking up the "ZIBBS/CHIM CHIM '08" bumper stickers this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteMy fellow Americans thanks for your support.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll ad you to my list of unelectable candidates.
ReplyDeleteOh good. Now all my problems are over.
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