What a year here at That Blue Yak. Could you imagine how dull and terrible your lives would be if I didn't bring you free, daily sunshine? Probably worse than rural India. Do you know they don't even have toilets there?
Here's a quick throw together year end recap of this blog. I've also added some things that may happen in 2009.
Number of posts written this year. Not including this one - 422.
Greatest Accomplishment - Having over 100 followers that have unknowingly signed up to kill for me or sleep with me.
Top Curiosity I Have About My Readers - How often they discuss this blog with friends and coworkers*. (Please leave details of your amazing stories in the comments section).
Top Goals For TBY Content in 2009 - Make some more original videos. Click here to view one of the few I've made.
Top Thing I'll Order Blog Readers To Do For Me in 2009 (In addition to killing for me and sleeping with me) - Leave more comments on the SnapVine Recorder - located on my sidebar. Don't hesitate. Do it now - there are some open lines. Or tonight when you're good and drunk.
Top Thing I've Neglected To Do - Send the prizes for the people that won my contest. I promise I'm gonna do it.
Top Thing a Reader Can Do To Show Their Appreciation - Get a That Blue Yak tattoo. Or at least buy a TBY T-shirt or mug. Click here to order.
So that's probably it folks. Have a great time celebrating tonight! See you next year!
*And I want everyone to come clean on this. With how many loyal readers I have, there has to be at least one nut out there who has stapled a face from a magazine onto a pillow, then attached the pillow to a mannequin body that they got from a yard sale and they pretend that it's me - Dr Zibbs. And then when a friend stops by, they panic and shove the Dr Zibbs figure into a closet because they're embarrassed. C'mon - don't lie. Someone has to have done something like this.
Happy New Years, Dr. Z!
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing personal my man. Just been MIA for awhile is all. Happy New Year. 2009 is the year of the great West Chester PA/Perry Hall MD Beer-meet-a-thon. Mark it down.
ReplyDeleteYou've got some funny posts. I'm looking forward to more good stuff from you in 2009.
ReplyDeletehappy new year dr.z look forward to your daily randomness in 2009
ReplyDeleteHey, freak! Happy New Year! You were my first comment of 2009. Feel special now, doncha?
ReplyDeleteKidding aside, I adore you and am happy you were a new friend in '08. Weirdo.
Happy new year Doc!
ReplyDeleteJ.
That whole "idea" about the picture stapled to the mannequin that I pretend is you? How did you know of my secret shame? I usually keep the blinds closed while I'm having my Zibbs Time (as I like to call it.) Otherwise I am blue. And then I yak.
ReplyDeleteJon - just bustin' your balls. Beer meet-a-thon sounds great.
ReplyDeletealas i have yet to talk about TBY with my coworkers, i will promise to do so in 2009.
ReplyDeleteMannequin? Not me, I'm trying to cut down on blogging. Without dropping out altogether. It's tough.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year
S E E Quine - just plan to cut out all of the unimportant blogs and keep reading this one.
ReplyDeleteWell, congrats for having more posts than there are days! I love it. Happy New Year, if I did not tell you before.
ReplyDeleteI've been doing this for almost exactly two years now, and I JUST broke the 500+ mark. I post a lot (well, I USED to anyways) and you still outdo me x2. I refuse to believe that you have a job or a life, because I have at least one of those things and still can't keep up with you.
ReplyDeleteMost of my friends know that I have a blog, but not my co-workers (that they've told me anyways). I know I told one of them about it when we all had a bunch of wine in us once, but I don't know if they remembered and just aren't mentioning it, or if they forgot.
Most of my friends think it's gross, which I find hilarious and really it only encourages me to do stupider stuff than I already have on ye olde blog.
You bring daily sunshine? Hehehe, just kiddin' ;-D
ReplyDeleteWhiskey M - the way I'm able to write so many posts is because I have so many half written posts on my computer.
ReplyDeleteHow did you know about the photo on my pillow? I guess showing you the BIG BLUE YAK shrine and alter would creep you out a bit, too? Bummer cause I really had a nice candle light to photo ratio that made the whole thing look super cool.
ReplyDeleteMy co-worker just asked what are you reading. I said your blog and he's so funny he should write a book. How's that for an ego boost?
ReplyDeleteI will neither sleep with you, kill for you, or get a TBY tat, but those is negotiable. Things you could do to improve your odds:
ReplyDelete1) drive up to CT and cook for me
and/or
2) mail me that shitty prize
In the meantime, I did mention you to my very confused mother yesterday (she really doesn't get the whole internet thing, never mind blogging) AND I've already left you a message on Snapvine. Good God, man, what more do you want from me? I just checked my phone bill and that bitch cost me two dollars!
Fancy - please, please tell me that the Snapvine recorder thing didn't cost you $2. Do you have long distance or not? If this thing is costing people $ I'm gonna have to take it off but I know how you like to crank my chain.
ReplyDeleteFamously Single - I forgot to thank you. THANKS!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally serious, and it was totally worth it! Altho I do like to yank your chain *wink-wink*. Consider it your Christmas AND birthday presents!
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