Friday, May 29, 2009
Blogger Breaks Down and Sends Photo To Hot Blogger. Dream Fulfilled.
When I'm sitting on my mighty jewel encrusted, red velvet throne and looking through Facebook I rarely chat with people.
Nothing against my Facebook friends, it's just that the arms of the throne are intentionally very large (for intimidation purposes) and there's not a lot of elbow room for typing. I need to get that fixed. I guess regular chairs sometimes aren't good enough for me.
But last night I saw Miss Alex from the blog Fonzie Sox was online and I decided to chat with her. What a delight. And did I mention she's super cool and hot? And she's into most of the same pop culture stuff that I'm into? Yup.
She's been asking for a picture of me for almost a year. She finally broke me down. It was a picture I had on my computer with me and a bunch of chicks I met one night. And in her words, she said I was smoking hot. Did I mention she was drinking?
To hear what she had to say, click here and follow up observations here.
Oh Baby You are SOOOO hot.
ReplyDeletePancakes.
You scallywag, you! Holding out pictures on the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteEven Mr HardDeepDeep shows us his pics !
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you ....I'll bet your die-hard fanclub will expand and you'll have to hire staff to answer all your mails ....
Lilu - it was after a year of asking. The girl was going crazy with anticipation. I was afraid for her safety if she didn't see me.
ReplyDeleteDominica - a little mystery is good for everyone.
ReplyDeleteExcept for me. I'd be pulling my God damn hair out if I couldn't see a blogger I'd been reading.
(full, soft hair with zero sign of balding)
And Dominic - who is Hard Deep Deep? What's his blog called? I'd like to check it out.
ReplyDeleteSo, how's the new jewel encrusted blue yak header coming?
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly are you king of? I remember a margarine king from way back. And there's that goofy burger king. There's a king sized bed, you're not king of that, are you?? Are you???
Dr. Zibbs I've addresssed your comments...
ReplyDeleteand I'm Jealous... you start showin everyone and I'm taking back my naked photos.
"the man's got more pussy than an animal shelter"
ReplyDeleteThat's classic! Perfect! or Purrfect!?
I want to be your facebook friend too!
Miss Alex - I'm not showing everyone. This will be a rare occasion. Like the frequency of how often Vulcans mate.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for taking back the nude photos you have to show up here to get them in person. Nude.
Erin, you can find me on Facebook under Jim Zibbs. That's my non Doctor, commoner first name.
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ReplyDeletedid she show ya her tits?
ReplyDeleteMr C - A gentleman never tells.
ReplyDeleteBut since she just let the cat out of the bag above - yeah. She's hot.
Of course as a doctor I need to be very professional and.....
dude she's hot.
HAHAHA *curtsey* they hold up quite nicely if I must say so myself...
ReplyDeletep.s. Requesting shirtless photo tonight
I want a picture too.
ReplyDeleteIt's for a friend of mine....
Joe, sure. Let me send them right through.
ReplyDeleteIt's official - I am going to find you on Facebook today!
ReplyDeleteFor the 3 new people that have Facebook friended me today, there are no pictures of me on Facebook.
ReplyDeleteI still want to be your friend though...
Hello....
Hello.....
and sorry Zibbs. I like ya, but don't even ask to see the photos I have of her.
ReplyDeleteHEY NOW!
ReplyDeleteyou are such a goddamned liar.
ReplyDeletethat's what I love about you.
Wow, Zibbs! Who knew you had this whole porn picture thing going on? Actually, many of suspected it, but we had no way to prove it before now. Good for you! I hope you are getting paid for it, at least!
ReplyDeleteLike i said, I don't know how anyone is going to TOP the BLUE YAK photo... it's SO hawt!!!
ReplyDeletevodka - what do you mean i'm a liar? i don't get it?
ReplyDeleteWhat I love is the unexpected and I'm guaranteed to get that around here.
ReplyDeleteNo question. From her responses... you're "on".
ReplyDeleteI'm mentioned you and your facebook experience today!
ReplyDeleteI'm a drunk texter, and I cringe the next morning when I see where my horny-buzzed ass took me.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to erase all my contacts so I can keep some dignity.
Scandalous Housewife ... Touche!I'm cringing right now in fact
ReplyDeletecome on. seriously, we don't get a picture??? have i missed something somewhere in your posting history where there may be one I can see???
ReplyDeletePlease???
Miss Alex - you better not be cringing about me.
ReplyDeleteSusan - I only sent her a picture because she really , really really wanted to see me and she's been reading my blog for over a year.
Zibbs... I'm in love with you. I'd send you pictures of me bathing in Champagne.
ReplyDeleteI was refering to last night...haha...
Susan I've basically stalking him. hahahaaa
p.s. Zibbs...check out my blog. I smell a fight.
Meeew Miss Alex (that's the sound of a cat fight).
ReplyDeleteAs a fellow West Chesterite you owe me a picture!!
ReplyDeletejillyou@verizon.net
I'll be waiting with baited breath.