Saturday, December 12, 2009

Scary and Creepy Santa Jamboree! Ho, Ho, Kill? Christmas Nightmares.

Here's a nice collection of creepy and scary Santas to haunt your dreams. Which is your favorite?


"Cindy. Now I told you. Don't talk. Just look at the camera and I might return you to your family. IF...they're still alive."



(In robot voice) "MUST KILL!"



There's something very fishy about that glove.



Do you know why there's a "no face here" sign? Because she actually has no face. Damn you Santa! How could you?!



"I am your honorable Santa. You will be very pleased with the various fine clothing products I shall bring that are made from the finest silks from far away lands".




Yeah right. What Santa holds a staff like that? Look at the dainty finger positioning. You know he's about to break into song and dance.
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 12:13:00 PM EST

    Betty Draper looks like she's about to experience Alegría Natural in that last one. Let's keep the staff out of this.

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  2. Dr ZibbsDecember 12, 2009 at 12:19:00 PM EST

    Anonymous - Good Von!

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  3. ChrisDecember 12, 2009 at 1:37:00 PM EST

    Don't talk about how Santa holds his staff, that's gross.

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  4. LostinspaceDecember 12, 2009 at 1:48:00 PM EST

    C'mon Zibbs, put your face there.

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  5. Dr ZibbsDecember 12, 2009 at 1:49:00 PM EST

    Chris - gross? Take another look at that picture.

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  6. Dr ZibbsDecember 12, 2009 at 2:03:00 PM EST

    LostInSpace - never! You need to come to a Tweet up to meet me.

    P.S. Bring gifts.

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  7. JenJenDecember 12, 2009 at 3:43:00 PM EST

    Dear Zibbs,
    You are deranged.
    Love,
    Jen

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  8. PeggyDecember 12, 2009 at 4:30:00 PM EST

    Definitely #2 is my "favorite" wtf is going on there??

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  9. Dr ZibbsDecember 12, 2009 at 5:02:00 PM EST

    Peggy - mine too. He reminds me of someone that was in a fire.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 6:44:00 PM EST

    You know he's about to break into song and dance.

    Either that, or plunge a knife in her back, while whispering something about sugar plums.

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  11. Dr ZibbsDecember 12, 2009 at 6:50:00 PM EST

    Elizabeth - Touche'

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  12. dianeDecember 13, 2009 at 10:46:00 AM EST

    Sorry it took me so long to get here.
    These are all great! I can't decide which one I like the best. I wish I had thought of this first.
    Happy Holidays. xo d

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  13. westchesterdeadDecember 13, 2009 at 11:26:00 AM EST

    Definitely number 2. It's a Mike Meyers Christmas.....all you need is Jamie Lee Curtis sitting in his lap. Smart move with the red suit....serves as camouflage for all the blood.

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  14. DominicaDecember 13, 2009 at 12:54:00 PM EST

    :-O O O

    The last image ; she can't decide weither to put the candle were the sun doesn't shine or just smack him in the face...by the look of his lips, she was the 3rd model posing for this album cover ...

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  15. Dr ZibbsDecember 13, 2009 at 7:04:00 PM EST

    Dominica - I think people are intrigued by that last image.

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  16. shrink on the couchDecember 14, 2009 at 1:13:00 AM EST

    A most bizarre ritual. One that makes child developmentalists cringe.

    I didn't subject my kids to this often. And if they flinched? No problem. Off we go. I'm not into kiddie-torture.

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  17. KristenDecember 14, 2009 at 12:04:00 PM EST

    My favorite Santa here is second from the bottom. But the Sexiest Santa award definitely goes to the last one.

    Maybe all your recent nightmares are caused by these Santas. Did you ever think about that?

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  18. Dr ZibbsDecember 14, 2009 at 1:02:00 PM EST

    PHD - it is a weird thing isn't? I bet someday we'll kids will just view him behind a glass window.

    Kristen - Good theory about the dreams.

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  19. A and BDecember 14, 2009 at 10:53:00 PM EST

    I'm going to have nightmares about that second one. eek. He's definitelya murderer.

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  20. Dr ZibbsDecember 15, 2009 at 8:08:00 AM EST

    A and B - if I could find that second one at a garage sale I swear I'd wear it around all season.

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  21. Dr ZibbsDecember 15, 2009 at 8:08:00 AM EST

    A and B - if I could find that second one at a garage sale I swear I'd wear it around all season.

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  22. A and BDecember 15, 2009 at 9:07:00 AM EST

    you can say that again. LOL

    Agreed. Especially at night in the dark, just to be creepy.

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