"STU! COME IN HERE! JIMMY SCHWATZMAN IS ON STAIRWAY TO STARDOM!" (was probably screamed by someone when Jimmy Schwatzman sung Cabaret on Stairway to Stardom back in the day.
But where is he now? I bet some people like Jimmy Schwatzman hate the Internet because something he did years ago, that's so embarrassing is all over the Internet.
I bet when he takes a job he only lasts a few months because someone discovers this video and he has to quit. Out of shame.
Probably.
I'd pay to see video of when he practiced in his basement and his various performance tweeking.
ReplyDelete..and you know his whole family was like, "Jimmy's got some pipes on him. He's gonna go far. You'll see"
ReplyDeleteI wonder when he gave up on this dream? And I bet he blamed "A-holes in the business"
he wouldn't last a nanosecond with Simon Cowell (that Brit from American Idol).
ReplyDeleteAnd? Especially glad they zoomed in on his pearly whites.
JenJen - I'm glad you clarified that you were talking about the Simon Cowell from American Idol because there are so many Simon Cowell's that the comment wouldn't have made sense.
ReplyDeleteOh, poor Jimmy! I feel so bad for him! That's just pathetic!!
ReplyDeleteI have this sudden urge to go nowhere near the cabaret...ever.
ReplyDeletePut down the knitting and book? WTF...YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, JIMMY SCHWATZMAN!!!
ReplyDeleteAlice - Jimmy S rules your life.
ReplyDeleteHes such a tiger in the sack, I can't deny him anything...even cabaret.
ReplyDeleteAlice - I know. Jimmy will do that to you. I mean.... just look at him. Seriously, take a minute to just stare at his glory.
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ReplyDeleteI bet Jimmy's dreams still simmer somewhere...you KNOW he's THAT guy who still breaks into song when he's had a bit too much to drink.
ReplyDeleteGage - You're right. How do you kill Jimmy's dream? It's impossible.
ReplyDeleteWell, frankly I'm a little bit stunned and can't think of any amusing quips.
ReplyDeleteLuckily, the wv is "gonad" which I feel sums the whole Jimmy Schwatzman experience up rather nicely.
Ps: :) Hey Dr Z x
Girl I - Great to hear from you. Glad you're back!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that song has skyrocketed THOUSANDS to fame and fortune.
ReplyDeleteI heard a rumor that Jimmy S. got those pearly whites fixed and is now making dreams come true twice nightly in Vegas. Or maybe it was Branson.
ReplyDeleteOy. After that performance, I almost hope Jimmy has gone into comedy. I bet his ol' chum the piano player has a more promising music career than Jimmy. Oh Jimmy... I hope you're laughing, too, ol' chum. Now I'm off to the cabaret.
ReplyDeleteKate - I'll meet you there. After I get a hold of Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I think I love you. Your humor is so like mine. Hysterical.
ReplyDeleteTasha - I love you too.
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