Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Getup I Wore At Senior Week. Ocean City. Surgical Shirt.



Jesus Christ I can’t believe what I used to wear back in the day. Here was the getup I wore at senior week. I have a picture to prove it but I won’t be posting it.

I’ll start from the bottom and work my way up.

Converse hightops (untied)
Tight ass Levi’s jeans
Belt (thank GOD I didn't have a rock group belt buckle)
Surgical shirt (authentic)*
Blue bandana tied around neck. Ala’ Howdy Doody.
Lightening bolt ear ring.

And I actually hooked up with two chicks wearing that outfit. What were they thinking???*

*look at me saying "authentic" with unbridled pride.
**I ran into the one chick a few years ago. She's looks 10 years older than her age. Found the other on Facebook. She still looks pretty hot.

14 comments:

  1. Looking back at "dated" outfits, try to think of it as art. It helps you to retain a small portion of your dignity.

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  2. Diane - good point. I'm going to call the Louvre right now and see if they're interested in displaying my art.

    Thanks.

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  3. TC - Haha. OK. Email me your email address again and I'll look for it when I get home and send it Lebner1@yahoo.com

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  4. Yeah I agree Doctor Z - you need to RELEASE the photo or we will have to consider your blog testimony as HEARSAY! Regardless though I sympathize with your feelings - still can't believe my wife married me after that 'powder blue' tux at the prom!!! W.C.C.

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  5. You could be any number of guys from my high school, then!!

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  6. WC Camp - Maybe I'll block out my face and post it.

    Sybil - Maybe I am. No. I'm not. I know where you're from. Wait. Do I ?

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  7. Yes- I remember that look on you all too well. Don;t forget the marlboro light hanging out of your mouth while looking in the bathroom mirror in the Bonner Hall men's room singing to your reflection: "Bye, Bye Miss American Pie"

    Not making this up people....

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  8. and what does all this have to do wtih Ocean City?

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  9. CrotchPains - Why do you pretend we know each other? And Ocean City was where the Senior week was.

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  10. OH, Sorry.... I thought you were someone else named Jordy...

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  11. Maybe hooking up with you stole some of the hotness from the one chick and transferred it into the other.

    It's just one of your super powers.

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