Man I wish I had recorded some of my classic prank phone calls that I used to make with friends back in the day. I'd be rich I tells ya!
My friends and I would gather around a table and put the phone on speaker and go to town. Here's one call I made at 3:30 in the morning to a hotel in Philly...
Hotel Desk: Sheraton Philadelphia may I help you?
Me: Yes Room 212 please.
Room 212: (Groggy) Hello?
Me: (Super cheerful) Hello there sir this is the front desk and I just wanted to say good morning and remind you that we have a complimentary grapefruit waiting for you down here.
Room 212: (Pause) Are you kidding me? ....It's 3:30 in the morning.
Me: No sir. The grapefruits are free for all of our guests. Are you coming down?
Room 212: Why are you calling me now?
Me: Because of the grapefruit.
Phone hangs up. I dial number again and get put through to the room.
Room 212: Hello???
Me: Well I will tell you one thing. This grapefruit isn't going to eat itself. That would be impossible. Do you even LIKE grapefruit sir?
Room 212: IT'S 3:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!
Me: No better time for grapefruit. Right?
Click.
God now I'm craving grapefruit but it's only 10 PM.
ReplyDeleteHahahah
ReplyDeleteIt could be my buzz on, but that's just funny. Prank calls were so fun!
Ruined by caller ID.
ReplyDeleteScope - tell me about it! The downfall was the first time someone called my friend back in the morning.
ReplyDeleteAnd man would I be pissed if someone did this to me!
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