CB radio salute! Let's learn all the lingo! Wear this baby with pride. Don't mind the spelling error of the word "What...

I had to go to a funeral last week and on the way we drove by the house I lived in until I was seven,. There it is above. It's in on t...

 Awww yeah. My man LW is endorsing toking. Progressive ass son of a bitch.

There it is. The Panasonic tape recorder that I got in fourth grade. Do you know how much use I got out of this bad boy? Here are a few th...

Who the hell would buy THIS album?? Themes from Hit TV Shows. *Zibbs slowly raises his hand* I'm not kidding. Well to tell you the...

Does anyone else love the movie Boogie Nights? It's so great. I remember seeing it in the theater and being blown away. And I've s...

What the hell is that product you ask? The Sony Walkman. Yup. I had one back in the day. Pretty life changing if you ask me. And look at t...

Imagine if I could arrange a night of drinks with you and a washed up annoying celebrity. And before you get excited YOU'RE paying. Woul...

Check out these cherry leisure suits. Which is your favorite?   "See that babe Mike? She was looking at me. Nothing attracts a w...

Oh yeah. Here's the French onion soup I had at Panera* the other day. And it was deeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiissshhhh! I'm more of a fan ...

OK. Oh my God! You can pick one person from this Tiger Beat to go to the big dance. Who do you choose? I pick Marie!

In case you forgot. Do NOT Hassel the Hoff!.... But here is the version I really like from BJ Thomas. Come on. Lets dance. Don't be shy....

I bet the parents of my neighbor's Hicknut and Dukey had this conversation with them: "Kids. We have an announcement. Your mother a...

I remember when I was a kid we got this hot dog cooker like the one above. It had a domed lid but this is the only picture I could find. You...

Do you know what my phobia is? Retarded people. Not so much anymore, but when I was younger. And no, it wasn't their apelike strength th...

Here's the song Pencil Thin Mustache by Jimmy Buffet. I never even knew there was a video until five minutes ago. Did you? I've incl...

Fuck this shit! I haven't played any Lawrence Welk in ages on this here blog. This is for you Gage. Ladies and Gentleman...Love Will Kee...

Here's a random list of things that I've been paid to do. Most are jobs but a few aren't technically jobs. And most are in order...

Most of you are pussies when someone asks, "Hey! Who wants to look International?" Not me though - as seen by the picture above. T...

I love getting random comments on my blog from Anonymous people. It's usually from people that don't have blogs but they find my blo...