Heimlech Brochure Found By Important Chester County Man.

Look at the art on this Heimlech brochure I found the other day. The instructions should read:

1) Sneak up on a random person that may be choking.

2) Grab him around the waist with a death grip.

3) Whisper in his ear, "Prepare to die!"

4) With the force of a gorilla, squeeze him until he faints.

5) Flee the scene.

Jesus Golfing? Oh Come On - He's Just Grinding. Look at that Expression.

Jesus: Now what you want to do Suzy is just swing the club like this....

Suzy: What's that thing pushing against me?

Jesus: Uh...that's a golf tool Suzy..it's called a...a divot. Yeah it's a divot.

Billy: A divot's not a golf tool Jesus. A divot is a ...

Jesus: Did I ask you to speak Billy? Do you want to go to hell? Be on your way. Now.. back to the grinding...I MEAN golfing lesson.

And Speaking of Dancing with the Stars - Here's James Brown

Dancing with Stars? Mostly crap. James Brown giving dance tips? No crap: