This Styx Song Is For Chicks

So the Styx song "Come Sail Away" was on the radio as I'm driving to Wegmans this morning and it hit me. This is one of the gayest songs I've ever heard. Watch the video and sing the lyrics below. Oh yeah. Put a dress on first. Honestly, tell me those lyrics couldn't be on a poster of a unicorn and hanging in a 4th grade girl's room.



I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
For I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try
To carry on
I look to the sea
Reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends
And the dreams we had
We lived happily forever
So the story goes
But somehow we missed out
On the pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on
A gathering of angels appeared above our heads
They sang to us this song of hope and this is what they said
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship
And headed for the skies

The Babies Just Come With The Scenery - It's True

Here as great, classic vid from the Pretenders. Enjoy the great guitar. I've put the lyrics below the video so you can pretend there's a bouncing ball over the lyrics and you can tap your foot and sing along.



THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD IS TRYING TO FIND ME I'M STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF LIFE WITH MY PLANS BEHIND ME WELL I GOT A SMILE FOR EVERYONE I MEET AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TRY DRAGGING MY BAY OR DROPPING THE BOMB ON MY STREET
NOW COME ON BABY GET IN THE ROAD OH COME ON NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, YEAH
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD YOU SEE THE DARNDEST THINGS LIKE FAT GUYS DRIVING 'ROUND IN JEEPS THROUGH THE CITY WEARING BIG DIAMOND RINGS AND SILK SUITS PAST CORRUGATED TIN SHACKS FULL UP WITH KIDS OH MAN I DON'T MEAN A HAMPSTEAD NURSERY WHEN YOU OWN A BIG CHUNK OF THE BLOODY THIRD WORLD THE BABIES JUST COME WITH THE SCENERY
OH COME ON BABY GET IN THE ROAD OH COME ON NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, YEAH
ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD IS NO PRIVATE CUL-DE-SAC I CAN'T GET FROM THE CAB TO THE CURB WITHOUT SOME LITTLE JERK ON MY BACK DON'T HARASS ME, CAN'T YOU TELL I'M GOING HOME, I'M TIRED AS HELL I'M NOT THE CAT I USED TO BE I GOT A KID, I'M THIRTY-THREE
BABY, GET IN THE ROAD COME ON NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD YEAH