Ryan Seacrest Yearbook. Annoying Nerdy Goody-Goody Type.

What the? That picture above is Ryan Seacrest. I'm not sure how old he is there but it's him.

I really hate that dude. Is there a name for his type? I've encountered them my whole life. He's not a full fledged nerd. Or a douchebag. Here are the characteristics:

- Not off the charts good looking but attractive.
- Total goody-goody.
- Thinks he's funny but really isn't.
- Overly confident.

I swear I've met people like him and they always rub me the wrong way. There has to be a name for this type of person. Is there? If not I think one needs to be made up.

...And Then You Got This Guy.

Look at him go!

What do you think he said the second after the photo was shot?

I Think I'll Make Someone Famous Today

It's pretty cool to sit here on my big ole' information superhighway thrown - knowing that I'm admired throughout the world for being the keeper of this unbelievable blog. I have to admit, the power is nice. To show everyone that I can do more than make fun of pear shaped people, crazy chimps, and help end racism (even though the video on this link has been deleted), I'm going to give something back today. I'm going to make a star simply my waving the blog wand which is my endorsement. Let me just put it this way, I hope this fellow has some showbiz clothes packed because after appearing on That Blue Yak - he's going to be very, very famous.

From Billy Idol's Dancing with Myself to Eyes Without a Face - oh...he's got it down. I think we can all agree that he's made these songs his own. .....Ladies and gentleman...I give you music stylings of Norbert Milken: