While compiling my extensive research for a blog post about pear shaped people that I was originally going to call, "Hey everyone, that lady over there is shaped like a giant pear", I didn't think I was going to learn anything.
I was going to discuss the scene when you spot a pear shaped mother and daughter together at the Exton Mall and they're both pear shaped.
I love to run up to these rascals and playfully circle them while saying, "One pear - two pear - one pear - two pear. . They have a name for your type you know- it's called a PEAR. Look at you, you're gonna look just like your mom when you grow up - thin at the top but ssssslllllloped down here." (And when I say the word sloped, I use a slide whistle to make a ssssllllopoing sound. The gathering crowd always claps at that part)
I love doing that. And I'm glad that the laws of Pennsylvania allow me to do that.
So what did I learn? I learned that you can buy the "Obesity Model 360" (pictured above). With this model, I will have an actual prop, a teaching tool if you will, that I can use to teach others about the Pear people. All I need to do is find a carrying case so I don't look like a weirdo walking around with that thing. To learn where you can buy the Obesity Model 360 - click here.