Paula Broadwell is Hot! Pictures of Her. Petraeus. Nice Arms. Flowing Hair.

After seeing some of the women that powerful men have gotten busted with (Arnold, Clinton.....uh...Robin Williams) I've got one thing to say about CIA Director Petraeus's girl.....OHHHHHH BEEEEEEHAAAVVEEEEE!*

This story will be fascinating as it unfolds because something fishy is going on. I smell a cover up.

And there was also a text from her mentioning sex under the desk. Oh baby. Do tell Ms Broadwell. But talk slowly and in a breathy voice. Petraeus doesn't look like the flirty type though does he? I wonder how it unfolded?

Thoughts? And here's another picture of her in her finest business lady apparel.

*Hubba Hubba

Are People Really This Retarded? Big Bird Romney Comment. Adam Carolla.

After hearing the reaction to Romney saying he would cut funding to PBS I have to ask - are people really this retarded? You would have thought he said, "I hate PBS" or "I hate Big Bird*."

And the media fuels half of it. Do you really think he thinks that the way to balance the budget is to get rid of PBS? I think some people actually believes that is what he said.

I don't know if people are getting dumber, they don't listen or they don't understand basic logic but it's gotten worse in the past ten years.

People hear a news bite and they jump on board without hearing what was really said or thinking it through.

A similar recent story that pissed me off was when Adam Carolla  was asked, "Who is funnier? Men or women?" He sited some funny women but said in general men are funnier than women. He never said, "There are no funny women." But from the reaction you would have thought he said that. And think about it. If you got 100 people and asked them to name the top five funniest people they know do you think it would be split 50/50? Please.

He also got s%^t from his comments because he said, “When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke.” Is he incorrect? The answer is no.

Thoughts?

*Is that the worst Big Bird costume or what?

Important Information Before Voting For Our President

Obama this, McCain that. Frankly I'm sick of it. I'm urging not only Chester County, PA voters to consider a last minute candidate I'm urging all Americans to listen up. In fact I'm asking my large base of Canadian readers to disguise themselves as Americans and do me a favor.

When you go to the polls, please write in the name "Glenadene Bean."* Sure. She was running for Supervisor in Lower Providence Township (PA) back in the 1960's but if enough people vote for her, maybe, just maybe, she'll emerge from what I suspect ....hiding.

You see, my friend Calhoun found this poster of her on a job site years ago and he saved it. It hangs proudly in his garage where we throw darts. If I could somehow get her to show up, gussied up in her striped shirt and sporting her contemporary octagonal glass and walk in while we're playing darts, it would be a real hoot. Could you imagine?

*click on the picture to see the amazing detail and to bask in her sassy attitude. Feel free to pretend you know her and have a conversation with her. Don't be shy. Nobody is listening.