Chester County Blogger Offers Slow Ride Valentine's Day Dance To Ladies.
Happy Valentine's Day to my female readers. And for a special present, I'm going to offer you this:
OK. Cut out a heart in the shape of what you think might be the size of my head. Now glue it to a broom.
OK. Now go change into something slutty and come back. I'll wait.
(you come back) Hey. Looking good. Now hit play on this Foghat song Slow Ride and follow the instructions below.
Oh Yeah! Now grab the broom and pretend it's me. MMM hmmmm. That's it - keep dancin'...there you go. Yeah. A little grinding?...oh yeah baby - don't mind if I do.
OK up against the wall? Alllll right.
(repeat until song ends then make out with the broom).
Happy Valentine's Day! I'm glad I just made it your best ever.
