Blogger Tells All How Many Things Have Been In His Butt.

I'll be totally honest. Only one thing has gone in my butt. An enima when I was five.

And there was this other time in college when I was having sex with this chick and she tried to put her finger in my butt but I clenched my butt cheeks. She got the message loud and clear. It's just not my bag baby.

My friend Flare one time read me a list of things that have been found in people's butts. One of them was a typewriter. A typewriter? Yeah right. A light bulb or a wrench I can believe but a typewriter? Do you think I was born yesterday?

How many things have been in your butt? Please list the items and the number of times the things have been there. You know - in your butt.

Please be honest. Thank you.