Tacoma, Washington According to CNN , a Tacoma Washington woman admitted to coaching her two children to act retarded so she could receive...

Wichita, Kansas Old person organization AARP announced today the runner up choices in it's search to find a new cliche' expression...

South Carolina In light of Al Sharpton's ancestral link to Strom Thurmond , the Thurmond camp is courageously offering to forgive the ...

(Hollywood, CA) Police are taking Steven Cojocaru's Oscar threat seriously. Steven Cojocaru's was overheard telling friends, "...

(Louisville, KY) It's getting even weirder. KFC, in it's introduction of the new Fish Snacker Sandwhich, sent a letter to Pope Bened...

PORTLAND, ORE ...But describe in detail the help they received from "that giant pork chop". Obviously still delirious, climbers on...

In an attempt to steal the spotlight from fellow party girl Britney Spears, Paris Hilton has sawed off her own arm. Beverly Hills Home Depot...

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Downingtown, PA An angry mob stormed the home of Patty and Charles Neely and pummeled the couple to death in front of their large inflatable...

Memphis, Tenn . Members of the Memphis based "Self Esteem Club" - gathered Tuesday to debate the features of Clint Howard - Ron Ho...

Michael Richards ( ie . Seinfeld's Kramer) is in deep trouble with Jesse Jackson. The former Seinfeld star, after receiving heckles from...

George Clooney's "Sexiest Man Alive" title may be in jeopardy once Ted Fulton's well written complaint letter arrives at ...

News yesterday of OJ Sampson's new book "If I Did It," which will detail how he would have killed his ex-wife and her frien...

Can you be any MORE obvious Mr Gay Guy? I just left the library and some gay dude was hanging out looking at me. LEARING. He was leaning up ...

Just who is the coolest retard? In every social circle, there is hierarchy. Just because the retarded are not the smartest bunch – and you...