I really should be like 280 pounds*. I don't know why I'm not because I eat so much junk. I think I have the metabolism of a...

I'm sickened that Carson Kressley is going to be on Dancing With A Star. Sickened. And does that make ME gay? That I care about wh...

Alright I swear I'm not making this up or exaggerating. I was walking the Struble Trail in Downingtown a few days ago. It's a ni...

One time I was putting up drywall with some dude. And I had just met him. So we were working very closely. And I had to hold a piece of ...

When I was a kid we'd visit my cousin's about three times a year. My father and his sister didn't get along. That's why it w...

MMMMMMM-Mmmmmmmm! I'd like to take a moment to tell you what I've been loving. Inglefoffer thick-n-creamy horseradish. I...

A few random things about movies: - I saw Final Destination 5 . It was OK as expected but the special effects were unreal. Especiall...

I don’t remember what made me think of this but here’s a story of something that happened when I was 21. It’s one of those stories where...

HAHAHA!!!!!!! What the hell???? Well they do get the message across. So what do you think? Notice those are beer goggles he's wearing...

Here’s an idea for a commercial that I’ll be offering Old Country Buffet*: - Instead of “All you can eat,” The promotion will be ca...

Jesus Christ I can’t believe what I used to wear back in the day. Here was the getup I wore at senior week. I have a picture to prove it...

Yes. I know how to read. I’ve been reading a lot lately as a matter of fact. And one book I’d like to recommend is “I Killed: Top Stories of...

Do you know what’s weird? I’ve never thought Jennifer Aniston was that hot. She’s pretty but something about her personality just turned me ...

Check out this asshole:

Anyone from the Philly area remember the Krass Brothers commercials? Take a look. Which girl is your favorite? I bet you like the one second...

I was away with my son two weeks ago at a hotel because he had to pick his college classes so we stayed overnight at a hotel. So in the morn...

Really sad about Amy Winehouse dying. I remember the first time I saw her on Letterman a few years ago and being blown away. I can't rem...

Haha!! This mashup of the new Adam Sandler trailer is pretty funny. What do you think?

Kinda dumb but also "Dots a good von!"

Oh man. Yesterday was a doooozy. I was returning from Wawa near work and I slowed and stopped at a red light. Next thing you know a woman ca...

So I was at the Square Bar in West Chester the other night and saw this girl that I know. So I walk over to her (she’s not facing me) and I ...

How. The. Hell....did I never hear of this movie?? Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the trailer for Black Mama, White Mama.

A few movies I've seen in order of worst to best. The Hangover 2 - Terrible. What a rip off of the first. I want my money back. And Mik...

It’s official. I will now declare my favorite cheeseburger anywhere. It goes to Buddy’s Burgers, Breasts and Fries . Located in West Chester...

Casey Anthony will pose in Playboy.....is my prediction*. Don't you think? She does need the money. My other prediction on Twitter was t...

Once and a while I'll get a comment on a blog post that I wrote a long time ago. For example I wrote a post about these dancers that wer...

Behold it's glory. OK this shouldn't even be considered a recipe because it's just so easy. But also it's sooo delicious. I ...

The other day I was thinking of something odd. What if you could gather every person you’ve ever hooked up with in one place? From people yo...

I’m not saying this story is true. But I’m also not saying it’s false. But suppose I used to work with someone. And this person was a a-hole...

Oh my God. How did I forget to post this story about when I totally put my foot in my mouth?... Then shamelessly tried to back pedal my way ...