If someone forced me to pick one breed of dog that should be extinct, I'd have to go with the Schnauzer. Is there another breed that won't shut up and is just downright mean? I can't think of one. And I'm a dog lover too. Oh yeah, unless of course it's YOUR Schnauzer...yeah....yours is different and I'd probably like yours. Mmm-hmmm.
The other breeds that make the short list are the Yorkie (yapper) and the dummy of all breeds, the Dalmatian. I might spare these based on the individual personality though.
For once, i have to agree!!
ReplyDeleteThose are some mean ugly doggies!!! I just knew a schnauzer that had to be put down and i was started clapping!!!
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..and speaking of the dummy of dogs, I might be the dummy of the people because I wrote AKK instead of AKC (American Kennel Club) - whatever. It's my blog biatches!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Michelle J. So what things DON'T you agree with? Hmmm? Hmmm?
ReplyDeleteyeah there are lots of other dogs that could go the way of the do do...
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and i love me some dogs, have had several and those dogs you have pictured there just dont taste as good as some pitbull i had last week.
I would like to add the Weimerainer (sp?) to the list. Cute, but bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD dogs. Yuk.
ReplyDeleteAnd hot dogs. Can we add hot dogs to the list?
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ReplyDeleteDalmatians are mean doggie's too! Sorry but my boxer has to be the dumbest breed of all. Super lovable, but dumb as rocks!
ReplyDeleteWhiskey M - I've heard they're terrible dogs. As for the hot dog, I'd like to keep the miniature version.
ReplyDeleteCandy - I love boxers. They can be a bit dummy but great dogs. They will live.
I'd like to add pomeranians to the list. Yappy and ugly as sin.
ReplyDeleteMay I put in my vote for Chihuahua's? Nothing but rats with a thyroid condition!
ReplyDeleteMy pup Busta is a mini-pinscher x schnauzer.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe his schnauzer half is the half that's eating the cat's food and chewing the toilet paper and pooping on the garden path?
I agree with SkylersDad - chihuahuas SUCK! A neighbor had one when I was a kid. That damn dog was such a nervous wreck (it's entire body shook 24/7) that it made ME a nervous wreck.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought Schnauzers were obnoxious, and that beard just makes me want to smack them right in the head.
ReplyDeleteExtinct them already, would ya? lol
I'll vote for poodle.
ReplyDeleteI've never met a bad schauzer, but there's a first time for everything.
ReplyDeletemy friend has a rat terrior/chihuahua mix, and that dog is AWFUL. It compulsively licks the floor, the couch, the chair...never stops - except to bark. it barks if a leaf two miles down the road gets slightly ruffle in the wind. that bark is what terror is made of. Awwwwful.
ReplyDeleteDalmatians are the most overrated dogs ever and you're right DUMB. We had one across the street for 10 years that used to get out of it's backyard and try to get hit by cars when it wasn't chasing people down the street.
ReplyDeleteThe day my former dog (RIP Shasta) a well trained husky lab cross pinned it's sorry ass down by it's neck (because the idiot ran across the street and onto our front lawn as we were coming back from a walk) was a day for celebration.
As was the day they put their house up for sale and moved that poor excuse for a dog out of the neighbourhood.
Yeah but... what dog breed better lends it's name to slang for naughty parts? It's true. Honest.
ReplyDeleteMy schnauzer is a little sore today.
Definitely a bulldog, because they are so deformed they no longer look like dogs, and also have problems with having virtually no snout.
ReplyDeleteschnauzer...I mean a dog has to be mean if it is called schnauzer.
ReplyDeleteI never been a dog person but I always wondered what kind of dog I would want if I would get one, think I would go for an old English sheepdog
Schnauzers are beastly little things aren't they? Then again in general i don't like cleaning up the turds of other living things. this includes invalids, babies and yes, dogs. ALL dogs.
ReplyDeleteThe only breed I don't like is the Lassie dogs... the ones i've met have all been horrible and BITE
ReplyDeleteum, uh, yeah. (I agree, but don't tell anyone....)
ReplyDeleteI agree with the whole Dalmation thing - did you know they are one of the top five biters? But the worst of the worst and all should be shot is the Chow.
ReplyDelete(sorry if you have one but really, who wants a dog that is mean AND you have to brush forty-seven times a day?)
BEST dog (other than mutts) is the Irish Wolfhound.
Hahahaha Schnauzer. Yeah and they are popular too!! I haven't met one yet???
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Poor Dalmations. We had one as a kid and he was as dumb as they come. He had epilepsy and would eat the tape out of our answering machine.
ReplyDeleteMy pitbulls may be dumb, but at least they only eat food. And underwear. And babies.
My neighbor had a Dalmation that was already dumb as a box of hair when he got hit in the head with a horseshoe. He never acted much different except now he chases the rain.
ReplyDeleteawwww...my dog is a rescue and we're not sure, but we think he is a schnoodle, a schnauzer/poodle mix. he is perfect and i don't even like dogs.
ReplyDeletei can't wait to tell my next boyfriend he is dumb as a box of hair.
Ummm, can we add bassett hound to the list? Because seriously, the barking and whining makes me want to rip my eyes out, but even that pales in comparison to his stinch.
ReplyDeletei vote shitzu
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i vote poodle
Here in Europe I've met only clever Schnauzer(big ones)..perhaps in the early XX century, the nazis send to Usa only the stupid ones?
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I agree that the Chow and Shitzu should be on the list. The standard poodle shall live and the miniature poodle will be added to the maybe list.
ReplyDeleteOh man. I have four kids. No room for an f'in dog. My family is so working on me to get a Bichon. WHAT??? Haircuts and hairbows for yet ANOTHER person in this family???
ReplyDeleteI would have to go with Basset Hound. Ours was not the brightest bulb in the box and ate so much his stomach dragged the floor. We actually had to buy a sweater-corset thing to keep him from getting abrassions on his belly. Yep, the dog-genetic-gene-pool-lottery winner right there.
ReplyDeleteThe AKK is the KKK of the dog world, only 7 times worse.
ReplyDeleteDUDE! I come here from Lisatastrophies and read this? I have two mini schnauzers otherwise known as miniature terrorists. Oh. Huh. Well, I guess they are kinda loud. But they are sweet, reeeeaaally sweet. When you can hear. But very loving little dogs. Really. ;)
ReplyDeleteOne of our three is an English Springer Spaniel. Stooopid, but a lover. Will he live? My other two are a mixed breed Sheltie and some kind of hound. Both are too smart for words. Definitely keepers.
ReplyDeleteI would like to add Beagles to the mix. We had the most adorable Beagle who would do cute tricks. The only reason the dumbass could do cute tricks? Food. He would do anything for food. Including eating the ass off our chickens.
ReplyDeleteBeagles. Cute, but stupid.
Don't you dare add Pekingese to the list or...or...we'll bite you on the toes. With very small teeth. It won't hurt very much but the intent to maim will be there.
ReplyDeletePoodles are dicks and Shih-Tzus think they're better than everyone. But I have to vote for the pug. Not only are they mistakes of nature because of their breathing problems, but they are so ugly that "pug ugly" is a common term!
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