Oh really Cojo? You think that a few accoutrements make any woman's outfit come to life in a snap? You're the authority on clothes? Then why are you wearing clothes that only a chick would wear?(Me pushing him down steps) Who gives a crap you pumpkin faced girl! And what man has sculpted eyebrows like that? (Shoves mirror in his face) Look at yourself! Did I give you permission to speak? Shut up! If I see your stupid faux cheerful act on my TV one more time I swear to God I'm coming after you with an ax!
That is all.
Now tells us how you really feal! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh shit...I can't believe my first comment on your blog and I couldn't even spell correctly!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe looks...squooshy. Like a corpse left out in the sun to cook.
ReplyDeleteReminds me, I gotta go grab lunch now.
I swear, every time I see him I'm expecting to hear a woman talking - it takes me by surprise every time!
ReplyDeletePeggy - what's speling? And thanks for stopping by my blog.
ReplyDeleteThat's a man?? Where have I been?
ReplyDeleteI feel a little dizzy.
Now won't you crap your boxers tonight if someone hacks him up with an axe?
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm not sure whether you'd be investigated or given a humanitarian award.
The last time I saw him on TV (my woman had the remote) he was making fun of the mannish way that Samantha Ronson dressed. Because, ya know...she's a mannish dyke.
ReplyDeleteTHIS guy is making fun of gay stereotypes? He IS a freakin' gay stereotype!!!
I had NO idea that was a dude. I watch TV on the Internet because that way I can't channel-surf into this type of confusion.
ReplyDeleteB.E.Earl - you're dead on. And even though I shouldn't have to defend myself on my own blog, it's not just because he is so fem that I hate him. Richard Simmons is a total fembot and I think he's hysterical. But when my wife has Entertainment Tonight on and I hear him?...I just start screaming!
ReplyDeleteOh and Chris - That comment was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOh, I am so sorry to say that every time I see him I can't help but think how much he looks like Chastity Bono (and I have nothing against good ol' Chas).
ReplyDeleteYeah. Someone has given this guy a job on TV and now everyone pays.
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I gave hin a break for a while cuz of some Kidney disease he was sporting, but yeah, enough is enough- puffy and platinum and more make than I think I've ever worn- and I'm not a dude(he is still a dude, right?) I think he is in'transition"- also with the small pic I saw in my reader, I thought he was Tea Leoni swollen on steroids!
ReplyDeleteSo I don't watch much network television... or much tv at all for that matter, so I had to wiki the manwoman. Now I'm just confused, but I'll hate himher with you just because.
ReplyDeleteYou ask 'what man?'. When did anyone say Cojo was a man? Hmm?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think he's the spittin' image of Chastity Bono...who is also gay, btw.
Coincidence? I think not.
I'm confused. That's a dude right? O.K. I've never seen him(?) But I think I liked him better with the electric Mayhem.
ReplyDeleteMan, he gets scarier every time I see him. :S
ReplyDeleteCojo and Joan Rivers...can't stand either of them. Come to think of it they kinda look alike too. Scary!
ReplyDeleteHe does have some nice teeth though..yeah
ReplyDeleteEhlk..he's so annoying. And so is that show.
At least he even has sculpted eyebrows. Mine are getting bushier by the day - I've been so busy lately that I keep forgetting to pluck!
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Gross.
I think he definitely looks more feminine now. I knew he had kidney problems which made him gain weight. I hate when men look like women and vice versa. It's confusing.
ReplyDeleteI saw him a long time ago, after some awards show. He was talking about the dresses, and mentioned that some hot babe had the "high beams on", holding his fingers out in front of his chest.
ReplyDeleteThat is the only time I have not wanted to strangle him.
William - welcome to my amazing blog.
ReplyDeleteHe makes Carson Kressley look like Steve McQueen.
ReplyDeleteMan with sculpted brows? Does Carrot Top ring a bell? Or those Gotti kids on Growing Up Gotti?
ReplyDeleteHoly steel balls, Dr. Z! THATS A DUDE?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI saw the pic and thought, huh...if that chic lost some weight she'd be really cute.
Zibbs, You are dead on with Kojo. I can't stand him and have a post saved about him but you beat me to the punch. I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds it ironic that he is giving fashion advice.
ReplyDeleteO.k., seriously, who is this guy, and why is he wearing Carol Brady's hair?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who he/she is..but so many teeth scare me!Brr!
ReplyDeleteOK i am officially grossed out for the entire day!!!
ReplyDeleteGeez, thank you for that Dr Z!!!
He is freaky looking. I see him, yet can't look away!!!!
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THAT'S a dude? I've now seen it all.
ReplyDeleteHe looks alot like Sonny & Cher's daughter, Chastity!
ReplyDeleteUsually Hollywood he/she's look hotter than me. I am proud to say I am hotter than this one! I can't stand him on TV, I can't stop asking "Why did he do that to his face?" "Is it an improvement from his old face?"
ReplyDeleteDo they have plastic surgery interventions? Maybe it's time to start.
Lol. Where have I been? That's a man?
ReplyDeleteCojo is a fucking freak. 'Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteOh and I clicked.
LOL -- in general I think any men who comment on women's clothing should be beaten with sticks. Anyway, I bumped into Cojo very rarely when we both worked at People back in day. I definitely didn't "know" him, but I saw him. Back then he was super conscious of his weight and very very thin. Then he suffered from kidney disease and steroids and other medications have blown him up. I've always felt bad for him. It's bad enough to have a terrible disease but going from rexi-esque weight consciousness to very puffy has got to be awful.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, calling him a pumpkin head is just wrong. He doesn't always look like that, he is swollen. He is basically dying of polycystic kidney disease. He had his first transplant and it was rejected and now he has had a second and thank goodness is doing well. Let's see you go through a horrible disease, 2 transplants and take about 20 different kinds of anti rejection drugs a day and see how you look. Ya jerk. Are you so shallow that you can only judge people from their appearance? He has done great things to raise awareness for PKD so that people like ME don't have to suffer from it. And just what are you doing to make the world a better place? Threatening to cut up sick people with an axe. You need to be institutionalized you freaking psycho. I hope that you or noone in your family is ever stricken with a horrible disease like PKD because then you would know how painful it is when people who don't even know you think that they can laugh at you and say horribly mean things. Mat God forgive you.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I'm sorry I've taken a year to respond to you but...Oh nevermind.
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