Here's a real dream that I had last night:
I was in a huge department store and I was sitting at a dining room table. I fell asleep and a sales girl woke me up and said, "Sir, you're going to have to leave, we're closing."
I had been asleep for 12 hours. So as I'm walking through the living room furniture section, there's a snobby ass family using the area for a family portrait. I walk right in front of the camera and dad looks at me like I'm a jerk.
So I leave the building and I'm lost so I see a group of people and I decide to follow them. As I get closer, it's a group of drunk German dwarfs (guys). They're all wearing spiked high heels and singing songs.
I stopped following them because I got the feeling they were going to jump me.
What the hell does that mean?
This is what my research shows:
ReplyDeleteDwarfs: Dwarfs may symbolize a stunted personality - your own. Get in touch with the repressed, neglected parts of your personality and give them full attention so to better develop them.
Stilettos: To see or wear stilettos in your dream, signifies female sexuality and domination.
Sleeping in a Dream: To dream that you are sleeping, denotes peace of mind. Alternatively, it may also mean that you are ignorant and not fully aware of the conditions and circumstances around you.
Maybe seek therapy? I dunno what to tell you.
O SNAP! (re: ChesterCo's research)
ReplyDeleteAlternatively it could mean you should go furniture shopping in the mornings, when you're less tired and snobby families are at work/school. And follow your gut about dwarves wearing stilettos. I should know, I got rolled by a gang of them last year.
The old dream analysis. Sorry, but I can't buy into it. It always cracks me up though to hear what those books say.
ReplyDeleteit may mean that you should stop eating spicy foods before going to bed.
ReplyDeletejust a thought. i'm not a psychiatrist.
It means you need to stop eating cold Pad Thai at 10 pm.
ReplyDeleteI think it means you are going to have to choose between the NyQuil and Vodka, instead of mixing.
ReplyDeleteIt means it's either time to get your Xmas card photos taken, or rotate your tires. One or the other.
ReplyDeleteAs you know, I am an expert in dream interpretation.
ReplyDeleteIn a nut shell, the dream means you let the little things bother you and you would rather let the little things invade Poland.
Your welcome.
Clearly it means you are gay.
ReplyDeleteWait...sorry about that. I thought this was Slyde's blog for a moment.
Your dream sounds like it could be a music video for The Killers.
ReplyDeleteI got nothing on the dream meaning - but i NEED those shoes. Where did you find that pic???
ReplyDeleteI feel like you're cheating on me whenever you have non-WendyB-inclusive dreams.
ReplyDeleteO.k., here we go:
ReplyDeleteWaking up at the dining room table in the department store:
You have brought your personal life into the public eye, more than you had intended.
Snobby *ss family guy: Something that you have done in public has come to the attention of someone else who you do not have any respect for, but have to be careful around. This could be a family member.
Dwarves in stillettos: These are your loyal blog followers. Not trusting them has to do with blog friends not being "real".
Lets see what this means:
You have displayed a part of your personality on your blog that has caught the attention of a family member with a bug up his *ss. As far as not trusting that some of your followers are real friends, it's up to you to look into that.
I would just like to state that I am not short or dwarf-like in any way.
Diane - I think that's what it means. Thanks.
ReplyDelete..and WendyB - I think the dwarves were wearing really cool skull jewelry.
ReplyDeleteNot really but it was hard to get a good look at them.
What does that mean? Hmmmm...stiletto envy?
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know you could still get LSD...
ReplyDeleteWho cares about that dream. Did you remember the one you had about me?
ReplyDeleteEw ! That's bad - dreaming about dwarfs and German ones ! Ouch !!
ReplyDeleteNightmare !