Saturday, October 20, 2012

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants And Haters of Said Puffy Pants.

I'm thinking about wearing Wonder Sauna Hot Pants around then when people laugh and say, "What are THOSE??" I'm going to pin them against the wall and say, "You God damn son of a bitch my grandfather died in World War 2 fighting for freedom! NOW what do you have to say??!!"

Then I'll just point at them and sternly nod as I walk away. It's really the only way to do it.
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16 comments:

  1. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!October 20, 2012 at 4:59:00 PM EDT

    They really look better on the guy because they accentuate his package.

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  2. ScopeOctober 20, 2012 at 6:34:00 PM EDT

    Odd thought: Is the groin exactly where most guys want to "slenderize"?

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  3. AnonymousOctober 21, 2012 at 11:56:00 AM EDT

    I wonder what would happen if you wore them in a hot tub? What about a pool?

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  4. A Heron's ViewOctober 21, 2012 at 12:00:00 PM EDT

    Actually long ago I met a person who wore similar garments at night, which proved to be rather hot and uncomfortable !!

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  5. Dr ZibbsOctober 21, 2012 at 1:20:00 PM EDT

    Heron -im niiiiice.

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  6. SuzeOctober 21, 2012 at 1:53:00 PM EDT

    'One size fits all.'

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  7. AnonymousOctober 22, 2012 at 8:40:00 AM EDT

    because when drowning, only the genitals are worth saving.

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  8. CrotchPainsOctober 22, 2012 at 9:41:00 AM EDT

    I was skeptical of these sauna pants until i saw that they are approved by the AAU/USA. That changes everything....

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  9. Dr ZibbsOctober 22, 2012 at 3:33:00 PM EDT

    Choleesa glad you likey.

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  10. AnnikaOctober 23, 2012 at 10:24:00 AM EDT

    Wait, wut? Seriously. I don't get it. What are those for?

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