Hey! I Found Grandpa's Blog and Tweets! Future of 2.0.

Could you imagine if blogging and Twittering was around in the 1800's?

And could you imagine if you found my blog and tweets and you were my great grandson/daughter?

WTF?

As it stands now, I'm pretty much addicted to blogging. And the Twittering is even worse because I can do it from my Blackberry. Even though Twitter is far inferior to the blog.

But I think about in the future, when people look back on my online content. My grandchildren. Will they fight over the rights to it? Will they try to divide it up?..... "I get all the videos?? ..."I get all the stuff that mentions freaks!!

Friggin' ingrates.

Then they'll be licensing it out. Putting it on every crappy futuristic product.....robots probably covered with my witty prose....space packs all bumper stickered up with my classic Tweets...Like this one:

"This is my first Tweet from the tub..what's next?.. from the moon? Note to self: call NASA"

It's final. I need to draw up some documents.

West Chester Man Gets Car Straight Bashed By Gang.

(wiping away tear) This is very painful so I'll just come out with it. I've been straight bashed. The message above was written on my dirty car. It says, "Gay Pride". And I'm a straight man! You know me - I love the chicks!

First I thought it was my neighbor Calhoun but he would have had to actually walk eight houses down. And he rarely walks.

I was going to wipe it off but then I got lazy. I got a similar assault a few weeks ago. It was a cartoon drawing of a penis. I only wish this West Whiteland gang would have the courage to reach out to me and ask me to join because I love the idea of writing stuff on cars. And I have some really creative messages I'd like to share.

If you're reading this, please contact me. The only stipulation is that I need to be the leader of the gang.

West Chester Blogger Goes After Lawrence Welk

So I'm doing my Labor Day pre-party warm up of watching Lawrence Welk videos and I stumble across the most curious thing. Remember that great game I invented that's going to be in stores soon? You know, Words, Voice Motions? Well, one of the examples I use in the game is called "Feathering" (as in feathering/lightly tickling the scrotum/nads).

Well guess what, at about 32 seconds into this video, Bobby performs this exact "motion" on Cissy King chin. Could any of you lawyers out there tell me if I may have a case?