George Lopez Is An Unfunny Ass. Scott Baio And Huffington Post.

Last night I was watching unfunnyman George Lopez. He's seriously got to be the biggest comedy hack out there.

And don't tell me that you have to be Latina to understand the jokes. He's terrible. It's like his monologue was written by 7th graders.

So last night he showed a tweet that Scott Baio wrote. It was this picture of Michelle Obama:



The actual tweet was, "WOW. He wakes up to this every morning?"

He then goes on to say how Scott Baio is a racist (using unfunny "jokes")

How the hell is what he said racist? Sure, you might say it's mean but it's a picture of a woman yelling. She happens to be black.

The scream of racism has gotten so bad in the last few years. If you say anything about Obama.. you hate black people. If you say we need a common language...you hate Mexicans. If I mention I watch American Idol even though I was just flipping the channels that one time....you call me gay. Jesus Christ!

Scott Baio is now getting death threats. Because of this?

I think Scott Baio should sue George Lopez's ass! (as I said to Scott Baio and can be read on the Huffington Post link here - at the bottom of the page)

What do you think*?

*If you're Puerto Rican please email me your comment and I'll add it after I check your spelling. (Naaaa. Naaa. Naaa)

I Bet This Video Pisses Off Black People. Shirley Q Kmark.

What the fuck is this???



Whatever it is, I'm sure it's gonna piss off some black people. But I bet if you try to say the lines out loud you'll crack your ass up.

Go ahead - try it. Or better yet, leave your impression on my snapvine recorder located on my sidebar.

Blogger Ends 33 Year Soul Train Racism And Creates Fun Party Game To Boot

It was 1974. The dancers were dressed allllll funky and what not. They was doin' their thang. But WHO were those dancers? What were their names. I think we can all agree that it was racism. THAT BLUE YAK will now give these young dancers their proper credit by naming them.

They will now not only have a face but they will have a name. Names that they should where with pride - not figuratively, but literally, on large, bedazzled, name tag buttons. These name tags should be worn at ALL TIMES. Now, enjoy getting down with these brothers as they do their stuff , followed by their new names and a fun game.



Now to have some fun. Gather your friends and yell out the names of the dancers as they do their thing. Pretend you know them and you're all friends. Make up stories about the dancing adventures you've all had together.
Did you perhaps solve crimes with your new dancing friends? Maybe you did.
Were you all asked by the Mayor of your town to pitch in and help with the fight against litter? And then just when you thought you lost the battle you guys got the whole town dancing and then everyone learned a lesson about litter? And themselves? I don't know. The only limit to your adventures is your imagination.

We now give you their new non-slave names:

- Slipper Band Man
- Sir Frogalicious
- Bandana the Tank
- Backstroke Afromatic
- Bus Token Scooper Slim
- The Rich Little of Raj Thomas
- Blue Trouser Howser
- Candy Cane Calf Carl
- The Admiral of Cool
- Denim Da Hip
- (WARNING: This is some white dude disguised as a black dude. He has not earned a name)
- Bell Bottom Swell Bottom
- Tyron "Dease coals is hot but dis lady be fine) Lincoln
- Sidewalkin' Ice Guy
- Sir Twirls a Lot
- Goat Leg the Inner City Centaur
- The Butt
- Bizniss Man Tight
- Jiu-Jitzu Jammin' Jim (aka Robo-martial-artso)
- Gymnastic the Bombastic Flim Flam Lover Man
- Brother Soul Sam the Anti-Man

Repeat and Enjoy.

WARNING: Do not repeat more than three times. Do not go into "bad areas" of the city trying to make new "real" friends.