Smells I Like To Smell Because They Smell Good And Stuff. Bacon.

Here are some smells I really like:

- Gasoline - Even though it's dangerous to sniff.
- Hyacinth - My favorite smell of all flowers.
- Women's perfume - Not all of it. Just when a woman walks into a room and it's all, "What the? What's that smell" Then I take I gander and it's like, "Ohhhh yeah." (Does not include old lady "hiding death" perfume)
- Garlic and Onions - As they saute. I do this all the time.
- Leather.
- Honeysuckle.
- Peaches.
- Bacon - cooked (not raw)

I'll probably think of more so make a note to check back.

(Man are these posts getting lame)

A Dr Zibbs Cologne Is In Development!! Smells and Stuff.

Well, a Dr Zibbs cologne isn't in development..yet. Uh, how much would you preorder if I did make it though? I'll probably sell it by the liter because it sound classier than by the gallon.

But it wouldn't be that crazy because there's all kinds of crazy colognes these days. Crazy celeb scents. Here's a list on Wikipedia of some of the current scents you can buy. Some of them make sense. Like a scent from Scarlett Johansson or Halle Berry but Pavarotti? You know it's some concoction that's then hand stirred with a boar's leg and then finished off with some Felciata di Calabria cheese. (Look at me gettin' all gourmet cheesy).

But the weirdest is the Burger King cologne/spray that's available in the UK. Don't believe me? Check this out.

I told you.

You're probably asking what cologne does Dr Zibbs wear? I will have you know that I was told twice in the past two weeks that I smell nice. Once was because I had reapplied deodorant at the end of the day and put lip stuff on my lips (to prevent chapping) and I think it was scented. Some chick at work told me but maybe she was just trying to get in my pants as they say. What?

But I haven't worn cologne in years. I used to wear Halston like a billion years ago. But now? Nothing.

So ladies, what is a cologne I should wear? What would someone of my sophistication wear? Should I perhaps mix several scents together? *

And don't say Axe body spray.

*My son said that some of the black dudes in his school do this. They'll do like two sprays of one scent on one pit then a quick spray of a second. Then they'll do three sprays of a third cologne on the other pit. They told my son they do this to have their own smell. Swear to God.

Longwood Gardens. Smells. Flowers in Chester County. Concerts.

YO LADY! Get the hell out of my backyard!!! Just kidding. That image above is from Longwood Gardens in Southern Chester County. It's a world class garden in Chester County. The Duponts used to live there mind you.

Rich SOB's.

I was there the other week and thought I'd share the images with you.

And do you see what flowers in the front? Hyacinths. They're probably my favorite smell in the world. Whenever they're in bloom I cut them and put them in my car because I like the smell so much. I wonder if they make a perfume with that stench because I would totally start to make out with some chick if she wore that. Unless it was some old bat. Or a butterface chick....or....OK I'd be selective but you know what I mean.

What's your favorite smell? And don't say my pits.

And here's another picture:

Wow! It's a stage at Longwood Gardens. They've been having concerts there. How great would it be to see a concert in this paradise? Rufus Wainwright, Etta James and Boz Scaggs are all scheduled to be there soon. I like all three of them. Why don't you buy me a ticket and take me there? I'll totally do it.

Except you smuggle in the weed. I'm way too important for the big house unless I can be like the wiseguys on Goodfellas and be able to make my own food. And I would totally do the shaving garlic deal with the razor blade. You'll see.

And lastly, as a celebrity I was invited to attend an important event there in May. I'm still deciding whether to go. We'll see.