Oh my God. How did I forget to post this story about when I totally put my foot in my mouth?... Then shamelessly tried to back pedal my way ...

There’s nothing I can’t stand more than a bore ass. People just yappin’ about stuff that isn’t remotely interesting or funny. And giving eve...

I find nothing funnier than when things are going great for people then all of a sudden disaster strikes. Well not like tornadoes or death o...

One of the jobs I had when I was in about 6th grade was selling flowers on the corner. Yup, read it and weep. There was a guy in my neighbor...

I have to give credit to anyone that goes out on a limb and makes a fashion statement out of their comfort zone. Naaa. I’m lying. I’ve neve...

I remember just starting my first corporate job. I had been there a few weeks and I’m standing there finishing up at the urinal, I flush it ...

Back in college I had a part time job selling magazine subscriptions to people over the phone. I know, I know..”How do YOU get all the glamo...

Was telling someone the other day about when my sister worked at the Wrangler Ranch at the Exton Mall. I was in 9th grade and I had to go in...

I had tons of part time jobs when I was younger. One of the coolest was a job I had driving cars to an auction. There was a place in West C...

Between Blog people and Twitterers probably 40 – 50 of you have made appearances in my dreams. Here’s one from the other night that feature...

None of you have traveled. I have though*. So below is a list of places I’ve been to. I didn’t include ALL the places – especially local – b...

Here's a crazy thing that I was once asked that I still can't figure out. I guess I was about 23 and at my older sister's for Ea...

I love finding lookalikes for people I know. The best is when I find a lookalike and there IS a resemblance but it’s a total insult. My frie...

I was gonna post the Big Fig Newton commercial but embedding was disabled. Jerks. So you'll have to settle for the Frito Bandito commerc...

This may sound mean but I’m stating the facts. Years ago while vacationing with the family in Ocean City New Jersey we went up to Gillians W...

I usually hate walking into a bar with friends when it’s wall to wall 21 year olds. We usually just turn around because you feel like an old...

I was just telling a coworker a story that happened years ago but I had forgotten. Our regular receptionist at work was out for a few weeks ...

Do any of you nutjobs have OCD? I don’t but there are a few specific things that I’m kind of OCD about. Here they are: - When I’m eating che...

Believe it or not, in my early years unless I was around my friends I was pretty shy. So the idea of asking a girl out was pretty terrifying...

After I posted yesterday’s Vegas story a Twitter friend emailed me saying she also had a “couldn’t stop cracking up in Vegas” story. She sai...

So I was talking to a friend yesterday about the time we were in Vegas a few years ago and something that made me laugh harder than I think ...

Here are various notes from the 8th grade chorus concert I had to attend last night. My daughter is in the chorus: - I sat in the back so I ...

So here’s the conversation I heard the other day between two guys. It looks like both were contractors. The younger one was about 25 and the...

Man is this song F U by Cee Lo Green catchy. And it's a great video too. Does anyone else love it? Go ahead. Watch it and let me know wh...

My Dad is the type of guy that doesn’t take shit from anyone. Like if you’re standing in a long line at a store and there’s only one registe...

Of all the art that shows a rhino getting kicked in the nuts by a dude on guitar with a big ass explosion in the back.... this one has to be...

I’m a giver of nicknames. And nicknames that have stuck. Even if the person doesn’t know they’ve got a nickname. Here are a few nicknames an...

If you follow me on Twitter you know that I enjoy the manly habit of taking baths. Here’s my ritual: Boil two large pots of water. This way,...

I’m always amazed at how little my two kids argue because when I was growing up I used to torture my siblings. There were five of us. I have...