Paris Hilton "One Ups" Britney by Sawing Off Her Own Arm

In an attempt to steal the spotlight from fellow party girl Britney Spears, Paris Hilton has sawed off her own arm. Beverly Hills Home Depot manager Robert L Smith was there,

"I basically stood there and watched her pick up the saw and just start sawin'. I'm still trying to figure out if this really happened."

Picture of what arm probably looked like
Onlookers watched in horror as the celebrity princess severed the arm, then strutted out of the hardware super center. Asked by an unidentified friend about how the missing arm would effect her clothes, a teary Hilton responded,

"If it looks stupid I'll just have to wait until it grows back"