Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Mario Lopez Delivers Iphone To Paris Hilton - Frank Rich And Ron Paul Are Furious

Mario Lopez today smuggled a prototype of Apple's Iphone into a jailed Paris Hilton. Frank Rich and Ron Paul were furious at the news as THEY were each promised an iphone ..........

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THAT BLUE YAK WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE BLATANT TAG WHORING EXPERIMENT BY OUR INTERN GILES MICHAELS. HE HAS BEEN TERMINATED. IN THE MEAN TIME, ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF THIS YARN CRAFT WHILE WE GO CHECK OUT OUR GOOGLE STATS:

2 comments:

myrtle said...

do you sell yarn craft? can you send me a catalog in the mail?

Dr Zibbs said...

Myrtle, of course we sell yarn craft - only the best. Please send us a check for $79.95. Then, after 3 weeks, religiously check your mailbox twice a day.