Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
The Krofft Brother. What can be said? Enjoy the opening credits of Dr. Shrinker, followed by a review of the 1976 show.
"I like the little midget. He's funny cause he's small and stuff" - Timmy - student
"The subtle expressions of the mad scientist, played by Jay Robinson should serve as a template for all actors looking to master their crafts". James Lipton - Inside the Actor's Studio
"43 seconds in, that Billy Barty is haulin' ass - but almost in a sideways run - I recommend some orthopedic inserts for that little rascal". Erin Mann - Foot Specialist.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
According to Fox News, Rosie is trying to patch things up with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The real reason for the problems has been uncovered by That Blue YAK. It seems that Rosie's freak out is a direct result of a rumored upcoming Wendy's promotion of buy one double Cheeseburger - get one free. Jay Hash, Rosie's assistant of six years explains,
Friday, May 25, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
The grave of Carl Anderson, the creator of Henry has been tampered with and we want nothing to do with it. According to THAT BLUE YAK Human Resources manager Mike Hopton, the AussieJourno - THAT BLUE YAK Awards 2007 may have led to foul play.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
It's official, THAT BLUE YAK has picked the top 4 blogs posted on THE AUSSIEJOURNO Blog.
We would like to say, "we're all winners" - but we're not. Frankly, there are a few terrible, terrible blogs. You know who you are and we encourage you to suppress what you see as your creative outlet and consider just watching tv. If you REALLY can't help yourselves from writing, we encourage you to consider the alternative to blogging:
1) Write your thoughts on paper
2) Read the thoughts (sorry, no sharing)
3) Throw the paper in the trash.
4) Return to couch for tv viewing.
Without further delay, the winners in descending order are:
TIN FOIL METAL: Shrink Wrapped Scream - Interesting blog. The link here features a young lad who is a dead ringer for a Young Sly Stallone with a dash of Liza.
BRONZE METAL: Bob's Diary -Very Special. Just as McGlinch has offered to draw requests, we're hoping that Bob will also take requests. Our request is to see B.T.Bear dressed as an evil clown and "busted" by someone as he hides in the fridge and gnaws on a chicken carcass.
SILVER METAL Copper Stiletto Sexy without being sassy, artsy without being fartsy.
GOLD METAL McGlinch - This young whippersnapper is very talented and we appreciate his never ending drawings of freaks.
We ask that McGlinch print out the Curling Trophy featured in this blog entry and with a sharpie, write:
AussieJourno - "THAT BLUE YAK Award Winner 2007 - I am the best, and everyone else is the worst".
We ask that you then get a crappy frame from Michael's Crafts, put said picture in frame and hang it on your wall with pride.
We also would like to request that McGlinch whips up a picture of himself accepting the award at THAT BLUE YAK headquarters since he will not be invited for real since he has been banned from our properties.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
First of all, our deepest apologies. As we mentioned in our last blog entry, THAT BLUE YAK had temporarily closed in preparation for the Aussie Award Guest Celebration - then, nothing. In preparation, our staff's dancing and singing skills developed so greatly, that we were actually attacked by members of the Gilbert and Sullivan Society of Chester County (PA) and were held hostage since.
Frankly, it was very frightening. The troupe of actors tortured us with threats, mind manipulation and a never ending performance of the Pirates of Penzance.
Their goal: to recruit our top notch talent to their two bit acting troupe.
The result: Eleven suicides by THAT BLUE YAK staff members and thirteen deaths to members of the Gilbert and Sullivan troupe.
The Compromise: That Blue Yak has agreed to donate Stanley Burke - from finance - to the G & S Society. He will remain with them as a slave. We have also agreed to purchase the remaining 123 "Trial By Jury" promotional key chains from their 2001 summer stock series.
In return, the G & S Society has vowed never to set foot on our property again.
So, we're back. Please stay tuned for the Aussie Blog results.
Posted by Dr Zibbs at 9:29 AM