Friday, June 29, 2007

Blogger Ends 33 Year Soul Train Racism And Creates Fun Party Game To Boot

It was 1974. The dancers were dressed allllll funky and what not. They was doin' their thang. But WHO were those dancers? What were their names. I think we can all agree that it was racism. THAT BLUE YAK will now give these young dancers their proper credit by naming them.

They will now not only have a face but they will have a name. Names that they should where with pride - not figuratively, but literally, on large, bedazzled, name tag buttons. These name tags should be worn at ALL TIMES. Now, enjoy getting down with these brothers as they do their stuff , followed by their new names and a fun game.



Now to have some fun. Gather your friends and yell out the names of the dancers as they do their thing. Pretend you know them and you're all friends. Make up stories about the dancing adventures you've all had together.
Did you perhaps solve crimes with your new dancing friends? Maybe you did.
Were you all asked by the Mayor of your town to pitch in and help with the fight against litter? And then just when you thought you lost the battle you guys got the whole town dancing and then everyone learned a lesson about litter? And themselves? I don't know. The only limit to your adventures is your imagination.

We now give you their new non-slave names:

- Slipper Band Man
- Sir Frogalicious
- Bandana the Tank
- Backstroke Afromatic
- Bus Token Scooper Slim
- The Rich Little of Raj Thomas
- Blue Trouser Howser
- Candy Cane Calf Carl
- The Admiral of Cool
- Denim Da Hip
- (WARNING: This is some white dude disguised as a black dude. He has not earned a name)
- Bell Bottom Swell Bottom
- Tyron "Dease coals is hot but dis lady be fine) Lincoln
- Sidewalkin' Ice Guy
- Sir Twirls a Lot
- Goat Leg the Inner City Centaur
- The Butt
- Bizniss Man Tight
- Jiu-Jitzu Jammin' Jim (aka Robo-martial-artso)
- Gymnastic the Bombastic Flim Flam Lover Man
- Brother Soul Sam the Anti-Man

Repeat and Enjoy.

WARNING: Do not repeat more than three times. Do not go into "bad areas" of the city trying to make new "real" friends.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Time To Cheer Up With A Good Ole' Fashion White Trash Cat Fight

Nothing makes us smile more than this good ole' fashioned White Trash cat fight. It's not really a fight - it's more of the ole' "one punch - fight over" fight. Either way, it gives one a warm feeling inside. Enjoy it, followed by THAT BLUE YAK janitors answering the question - "What the hell was that about?"



Carl Washington - "Oh man that was nice. Right in the KISSER! I know she said something about either her man or momma or Auntie- no other reason"

Gibs Forrester - "It looks like they're in an airport or something. Probably terrorist stuff or something - I don't know."

Franklin B. Haulk Jr. - "Dat good lady punch."

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Mario Lopez Delivers Iphone To Paris Hilton - Frank Rich And Ron Paul Are Furious

Mario Lopez today smuggled a prototype of Apple's Iphone into a jailed Paris Hilton. Frank Rich and Ron Paul were furious at the news as THEY were each promised an iphone ..........

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THAT BLUE YAK WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE BLATANT TAG WHORING EXPERIMENT BY OUR INTERN GILES MICHAELS. HE HAS BEEN TERMINATED. IN THE MEAN TIME, ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF THIS YARN CRAFT WHILE WE GO CHECK OUT OUR GOOGLE STATS:

Monday, June 18, 2007

Clay Aiken's Most Magical Moment Replayed

It's not too often that we're speechless, but this classic Clay Aiken Moment From American Idol is one of them. We've waited more than a year to feature this as and there are just too many angles ....Where does one even begin to critique this beauty?

So without further adoo, enjoy:

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Japan Calls New Chinese Phrase A Total Rip Off Of "Me So Horny"

Japan fired back at China today calling the new Chinese expression, "I hot for you" a direct rip-off of the classic Japanese phrase, "Me so horny". A furious Yohie Obuchi, made his position clear,

"This just not right! 'Me so Horny' is a crasic Japanese phrase. 'I hot for' you not even crose to being as good as 'Me so horny', it number 2 and inferior!"
Chinese prostitutes on the other hand are rejoicing in the streets. A very skanky Lil' Miz Cheng expressed the new phrase with unbridled glee,
"It about time my country help our prostitute business. Me so excited about da new 'I hot for you' prostitution wig me can't even stand it. Dey scheduled for late June release. Me very excited."
Prostitution tracking service, Whore Score, predicts Chinese prostitution to increase at least 8% this quarter.
Good luck ladies.