Sometimes I get these urges. Urges to approach strangers and do or say something weird. Well, they're not really urges. I just think about the stuff to amuse myself if I'm out somewhere and I'm bored.
Like there's an old lady walking down the street and I just angrily approach her, stare her down, then start violently tap dancing. Maybe in circles. Or maybe back and forth to block her way. Then I say, "Yeah..uh huh..that's right" (as if she knows what I'm talking about)..then I hug her and walk away.
Or I approach a random stranger and say, "YOU are going the way of the Dodo."
Then I see someone behind them, "No YOU are going the way of the Dodo." And I push the first fellow out of the way.
And I keep saying it to different people. Until I run out of people. Then maybe I start over. I'm not sure yet.
I think if it were captured on film it could make a great TV show. I would just love to see the reactions on the faces of these poor sad sacks.
Does anyone else ever want to approach strangers and do this or is it just me? Come on..don't lie.