Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Penn State Homecoming Weekend Recap. Yippin and Yappin.



Here are some various things about my weekend at Penn State:

- If my next day counting was correct I had 22 drinks on Friday.

- Thanks to the strangers that invited us to tailgate with them. Best bratwurst ever.

- I convinced a fraternity kid to burn their float but then said, "No I don't think you should really do that."

- One can drink from 11 in the morning until 3 at night as long as you don't stop. And you pace yourself. And graze throughout the day.

- If you want to keep ownership of the hotel hot tub you need to have someone "hold down the fort" at all times. Otherwise a bunch of hairy dudes will get in and it's all over. (The idea of brushing feet with a stranger sickens me).

- I was pushed into a bush ("bushed") and didn't break a hip. And I managed to not spill my drink.

A gin bucket is a plastic pale filled with gin and lemons. The gin is then poured into your mouth with a turkey baster. If you refuse to do it you will be taunted.

- Watching a drunk friend fall off of a chair is still funny.

- Dancing: I still got it. Unveiled "The Grindarena." I need to brush up on my Mick Jagger imitation.

- Having a friend yell, "It's 3 in the morning and I'm trying to sleep and all I hear is your yippin' and your yappin'! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! isn't funny to the person saying it but it's hysterical to the people getting yelled at.

And much more.....

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

@Trinalikeswine Old men in a hot tub remind me of boiling lobsters..

Dr Zibbs said...

Trina - with hair!

sybil law said...

The yippin and yappin statement is so true!!!

Son of a Thomas said...

Thre words - Alpha Ki Rho

CrotchPains said...

Did Mrs. Zibbs enjoy herself as much as you did?

Some Guy said...

Sorry you had to experience a beat-down courtesy of my alma mater, but it sounds like you had fun anyway.

Paige said...

Right on about the ILLINI! It was certainly reasonable to schedule us for your homecoming--who knew we could pull it out.

Your behavior mirrored mine. And I was not at the game

Scope said...

And long was the recovery to "normal"?

Chris said...

"I convinced a fraternity kid to burn their float but then said, 'No I don't think you should really do that.' "

Where is your sense of follow through?

The mad woman behind the blog said...

Yeah, pretty sure you still got it.

Though I'm not so sure that's a good thing!

FrogCheeks said...

How many coeds called you grandpa?

Kristen said...

For a lost weekend (aka bender), you remember a lot!

p.s. FrogCheeks' comment made me snicker.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kristen - Indeed.