Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Messing With The Lunch Of A Jerk. Revenge.



I’m not saying this story is true.

But I’m also not saying it’s false.

But suppose I used to work with someone. And this person was a a-hole. Like in meetings she would just snap at not just me – but at everyone. You know the type. Just a big jerk and a bully. Accusing everyone of false things, not being a team player, narcing people out.

So suppose then I realized that she always brought her lunch in a red cooler. So one day I crushed the chips.

And she went all bat shit telling everyone that her chips were crushed. Everyone acted shocked but was secretly happy.

Then a week later I dropped staples and crinkled post-its in the cooler. And a few weeks later I took a single bite out of the sandwich.

Do my alleged deeds even things up? Probably.

9 comments:

Ellie said...

Nice :) I really dislike those kind of people!! Good job!

sybil law said...

Hahahaha
Nicely done. She was asking for it. Repeatedly. :)

TC said...

perfect revenge! By the way, is that actually your work fridge? Because it's kind of disgusting.

TrinaLikesWine said...

HAHA...What a jerk! Her...not you...Did she like Pringles? Those things just turn to dust...I hope she did...

Dr Zibbs said...

Ellie - thanks for visting me blog

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - hell yeah!

TC - no that is what you get when you Google "work fridge"

Trina - If there had been Pringles I would have take out the Pringles from the container and replaced them with tennis balls. That I peed on. Maybe.

Corey Cordell said...
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madtexter (corey james) said...

PFFFhhhhhtt!! That's GREAT! Sounds like something I would do too.

Dr Zibbs said...

Madtexter - Oh yeah you would!