I've Got Two Eyes And They're Both The Same Size
Remember Bob and Susan singing this classic, "I've Got Two" from Sesame Street? Here are two things that I will note:
1) Look at Susan's fancy footwork at 2:22. Groove it!
2) Since they're singing about having two feet, two hands, two eyes (that are both the same size), if I worked on the set, I would have hired a pirate to come on screen with a peg leg, a hook arm and an eye patch and say something like, "Yar. Do ya gotta rub it in?"
I'd do it just to keep Bob in his place.