Some People Like To Savor My Blog. How Do YOU Read It?

A curious thing has been happening by my blog reader and blog friend Fancy Schmancy*. For the last several weeks, she's been commenting on That Blue Yak blogs posts that are over a week old. She's slowly catching up to the current posts.

My guess is that she's trying to savor all of the bloggy goodness. Like if you were deserted on an island and some Hershey Kisses or a case of Hop Devil washed up. You wouldn't consume everything all at once would you? Of course not.

What are your reading habits of my blog? Do you cry when you're done? - Wishing that there were more? And everyone stays out of your way because then you go into a rage? Do you read a bit and come back later for the rest? Or perhaps you read it then have someone read it back to you so you can really get your mind around the posts.

Given my huge readership, the odds are also very high that some families read it aloud as part of their routine. And perform scene studies if you will. Oh and I will. Dinner then Jeopardy then TBY reading. I'm glad to be such an important part of your family memories. I really am.

So please share with others some of your TBY reading rituals.

*Some of you may know her as Farty Four Eyes. And also, she's thinking about ending her blog. I hope she doesn't because I really like it. She had the courage to reach out to me via email months ago despite how intimidating it must have been given that I'm so famous and all. I mean...seriously, it's probably scary for anyone. Kind of like when the OZ gang had to walk up and see the Wizard. But she realized that I'm just like everyone else. Except much, much cooler.

Cojo? Get The Hell Off Of My TV! Stupid Fashion Jerk!

Oh really Cojo? You think that a few accoutrements make any woman's outfit come to life in a snap? You're the authority on clothes? Then why are you wearing clothes that only a chick would wear?

(Me pushing him down steps) Who gives a crap you pumpkin faced girl! And what man has sculpted eyebrows like that? (Shoves mirror in his face) Look at yourself! Did I give you permission to speak? Shut up! If I see your stupid faux cheerful act on my TV one more time I swear to God I'm coming after you with an ax!

That is all.

Top 10 TV Shows On DVD That You Must Watch

I think we can all agree that the Simpsons are great. Here are a few other must see TV shows that are also available on DVD:

1. After School Specials - Hysterical TV helped us laugh at the problems of others.

2. Freaks and Geeks - About as close as you're going to get to high school life in the early eighties. (This show could have been filmed at Henderson High School).

3. The Flip Wilson Show - 70's variety show. Watch for appearances by one of the writers - Richard Pryor. There's also this hot sister on the show named Geraldine.

4. Wonder Woman - Tip: try slow motion during the running segments..if...you know what I mean.

5. Penn and Teller: Bullshit!- Penn and Teller debunk modern day bullshit topics including talking to to the dead, creationism and P.E.T.A.

6. Prisoner: Cell Block H - Women behind bars. What else do I need to say? ..And they're Australian.

7. Get a Life - Great comedy starring Chris Elliott as a paperboy. If there was ever a show that you could say, "You either love it - or hate it" - this is it.

8. Mr Show - Probably the best sketch comedy of all time. Sketches include, Watch Us Have Sex, The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Curse and Superstar Machine.

9. New Zoo Revue - Probably unwatchable after five minutes but I'm going to risk it. Check out this outtake.

10. Strangers with Candy - Before The Colbert Report, there was Strangers with Candy. The most politically incorrect fun you'll ever have.