Man Purse Idea Already Made. Damn Germans And Their Design! Unwanted Bulges In Pants.

Do any of you homos have man purses? No? Yeah me neither.

But it does suck being a dude sometimes when you have to carry a bunch of crap around. Cramming it into your pockets. A few years ago I was known to carry a small camera bag once and a while. BUT....it was only if I was going to a place where I knew the people AND I was swimming or something. AND I had stuff in it like sun tan lotion, a small whiskey, a camera, Swiss army knife. Manly stuff. But I would jokingly call it my man purse. It's not like I carried it around the mall. Jeez!

But I've always thought that someone should come up with an acceptable bag that men can carry. I don't see it happening though. One of my ideas that I came up with was a gun holster that you use to carry all of your shit. And you'd be safe because most people wouldn't say, "Hey, let me see your gun." So you'd be safe and sound. Knowing that your chapstick is just  inches away from you. In your manly man purse gun holster. (And not in your pocket making up unwanted bulges. Distracting from your package)

But sadly, some German company beat me to the punch. First the Holocaust now this!.....

Bobby Sherman. Easy Come Easy Go? Faggy Video.

Is it Friday again? Where did the time go? I guess being a hero makes time move faster. I don't know.

My question for the Friday Send Off song is this - Why is Bobby Sherman such a fag? Now I know people hate this word and I'm not saying he's gay but if you watch Bobby Sherman singing Easy Come, Easy Go in this video with his faggy sleeves, his faggy hair and the faggy way he doesn't open his faggy mouth very wide when he sings you'll have to agree that he's pretty darn faggy. I'm afraid it's the only word that works.

How many of you gals (or guys*) had a crush on him when you were younger? Are you embarrassed now? I think you should be.

So the THAT BLUE YAK Friday Send Off Song this week goes out to:

Punky Bean , Blond Goddess and Chaka. Thanks for reading and commenting on my blog. Go check out their blogs and tell them Dr Zibbs sent you. And if anyone wants to give me a shout out on their blogs, it's always welcome.



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