I love Google Analytics. I only look at it once a week but it gives great stats on your blog traffic. Here are some of the stranger inte...

I have to admit I've gotten pretty lame lately when it comes to doing practical jokes. Maybe when my son gets home from college for t...

What do you think the most delicious and stinky kitchen smells are? Foodwise that is. Mine are.... Delicious: Shallots and garlic coo...

I fell asleep with Conan on last night then woke up in the middle of this dream: I was at a party and I ran into Andy Richter (who I think i...

Could you imagine if I had this baby orangutan as a pet?? I bet I'd have more friends. Can you imagine? I step out of a car and it'...

I know I just posted a Levon Helm song but I need to post another. This is another one from The Last Waltz. The Weight. This is probably in ...

Sad day. Levon Helm from The Band died. Here he is in the Last Waltz singing Ophelia. And if you haven't watched The Last Waltz you shou...

I've got a pretty obsessive personality if you haven't figured that out. Especially with food. I'll find something then think ab...

Remember that beer you see above? Mickey's with the wide mouth? Malt Liquor really but still. That was one of the few beer choices back ...

OK i'm going to be brutally honest here. You need to know. You're going to try and dress like them...but you're going to look li...

I need you to know this. We really need to start dressing the same. All the time. The picture above should be our first outfit. And lets sta...

This is how I've been torturing my daughter. I'll get out of the shower and put pants on (one leg at a time like you guys) then real...

*Approaches podium* No. I'm OK...settle down people..settle down. You might have heard that I was injured recently and am sporting a gas...

See that beauty in the picture? The wristband? Not the fake hand. Well not to brag but I owned a pair in 3rd grade. A kid named...well....le...

One of my favorite comedy series I have on DVD that I can watch over and over is the Ben Stiller Show. Have you seen it?? Check this sketch...

In case you forgot. Do NOT Hassel the Hoff!.... But here is the version I really like from BJ Thomas. Come on. Lets dance. Don't be shy....

...And kick and two and kick and serve the cream cheese and two and...Oh sorry. I was just thinking about what that bagel logo guy above was...

Do you want his body? Do you think he's sexy? Come on baby. Let him know. Man is that picture disgusting. They've been laughing abou...

Ahhh-Haaaa!! I KNEW you were Googling your name Ricky Segall from The Partridge Family. So what you been doing for the last 40 years? I hear...

I'd like to go to a party sometime and when I meet some dude all I would talk about would be wolves. Like I would back him into a corner...

Man I wish I had recorded some of my classic prank phone calls that I used to make with friends back in the day. I'd be rich I tells ya!...

Oh my God I can't believe this. Right in the head!*: What?? No muss??? Huh?? Why I never!.. Oh come on!... OK this is just.... *Fun fact...

I will now open the envelope declaring the winner of the TBY Chester County Unique Waiter Gesture Award (even though the answer is in the ti...

Oh man what a treat! I was at my local Wawa today* and saw the deli guy wearing one of those disposable beard nets. And he was acting as if ...

Man I used to love the Dick Van Dyke Show. I wish it was in reruns more. When I was a kid and it was in reruns I was pretty good at imitatin...

When I make my country music video it's going to be me stooping down feeling the dirt in my failed cornfield. I look at the dry dirt and...

See that woman above? It's Mrs Ritchie. My high school typing teacher. Yes....we had typing class in high school. It was right after my ...

I went to the Whip Tavern on Saturday for lunch. It's a quaint little place. It's hidden in the rolling hills of Chester County. Cus...

Oh my God did you guys see the movie The Artist? If you didn't then rush out and see it! I didn't think I was going to love it but I...

When you're in a meeting today.... And things are really intense..... Try not to laugh..... When you think of this: