Monday, November 14, 2011

BREAKING NEWS CONCERNING MY HAIR! Wegmans.




I was a party this weekend hosted by a Twitter friend of mine. Had a great time and met some great people.

So I was introduced to this one young chippy and she said she followed me on Twitter. But I didn't recognize her name because she doesn't tweet that much (but I did look her up later and I did recognize who she was). She was really funny. Chit chat, riffing and laughs were exchanged....

So she sends me a tweet later that night that say...Are you sitting down for this?...it says: "You're totally hot in person." You read that right. Awwww yeah. I still got it!

I thanked her on Sunday for the compliment then she later tweeted: "I just spent my nap dreaming about the perfectness of you hair."

And now the big news. Please. Remain seating. While spending the next half hour staring at my hair in the mirror and pretending that it was being blown by the wind I made a decision. Are you ready? .....

I've decided to be the spokesman for Wegman's brand styling hair gel #8!! YES I DID! I may also consider endorsing #9 but I don't want to seem like a shallow shill so I may endorse #9 as an alter ego. Perhaps as a pirate. Or as a tycoon in the emerging wind power industry. Not sure yet.

As I'm sure you may know, I used to use LA Looks brand styling gel but stopped. And did they ever offer me an endorsement deal? No. So they can just suck it. I'm going with Wegmans.

I'll keep you updated on all the details.

12 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

..and I don't want to be a primadonna but the design of the label totally needs to be redesigned to reflect my essence.

sybil law said...

Well, Zibbs, I'm gonna say you fucking SUCK because I don't see a picture of you or your hair.

Also, I've been drinking.

Scope said...

I'm not a product sort of guy.

Dominica said...

@zibbs that's what I said !! #redesign !

The Jules said...

What about the design of the bottle?

Something more manly, maybe. Something with a folding saw blade on the side and a cigar lighter in the lid, and LEDs!

Loads of flashing LEDs.

I got that on a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce I patronise.

Furtheron said...

ever heard of "The Prisoner"? - cult British TV series from the 60s... you would never want to endorse #9 if you had trust me...

"Totally hot in person" - you old devil you

TC said...

It needs a dolphin.

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - you never asked for one.

The Jules - HAHA!

Andrea Kiliany Thatcher said...

Omigod, if we have to hear this story one more time....

And boy, did she know exactly how to play to your vanity about your hair, too!

Dr Zibbs said...

Andrea - Don't eeeeeeven be hatin'

Dr Zibbs said...
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Dr Zibbs said...

Andrea - Don't eeeeeeven be hatin'