Did any of you ever have sex to the song "Hitchin' A Ride?" And you thrusted to the beat of the song? And the expression on your face was one one of excitement? Like wide eyed and mouth open? Like the expression of someone that just walked into a surprise party? But your face frozen in that expression the entire time?
And during it your mate played the recorder part that's in the song?
No? Uh...yeah me neither. I....I never did that. That's just dumb. Yeah. Never did that.
*looks at shoe and kicks imaginary rock then runs away*