If you don't know what mustache rides are then ask your momma because I am NOT getting into it here. But 5 cents? That's reasonable. It's almost as if the person with the mustache is offering to give them awa..... WAIT A MINUTE!
And when I was doing my research for this post I came across this gem:
Truck Driver (to woman at bar): Hi.
Truck Driver: Do you know I have tons of jizz?
Woman: Excuse me??
Truck Driver: (pulls back leather vest to expose patch) It says it right here bitch! (Grabs her by the arm) ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!
...and that's how their relationship began.