Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Mustache Rides Are STILL 5 Cents?? 70's Patches. Cherry Popping Gift.

Is anyone old enough to remember the "Mustache Rides 5 Cents" patch? And there were signs and T-shirts too.

If you don't know what mustache rides are then ask your momma because I am NOT getting into it here. But 5 cents? That's reasonable. It's almost as if the person with the mustache is offering to give them awa..... WAIT A MINUTE!

And when I was doing my research for this post I came across this gem:

What the hell? I've never seen this one before. It makes sense though. "Hey Karen thanks for letting me fuck you. Here. I got you this patch. I was going to give it to you sooner but I was too busy telling all my friends that I fucked you. OK. Later."

And look at these douchey patches. I like that one that says Truck Drivers Carry Bigger Loads."

Truck Driver (to woman at bar): Hi.

Woman: Hi.

Truck Driver: Do you know I have tons of jizz?

Woman: Excuse me??

Truck Driver: (pulls back leather vest to expose patch) It says it right here bitch! (Grabs her by the arm) ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!

...and that's how their relationship began.

18 comments:

Happy Mommy said...

I have a shiny nickel!

Dr Zibbs said...

Oh you do do ya?

Kelly Robinson said...

So that means 5 for a quarter, right? Or is there a volume discount?

Dr Zibbs said...

Kelly i think the going deal is six for a quarter if you have it voucher.

Pearl said...

I remember all those and more.

Ah. The subtleties of the 70s. It was a wonderful time to be a teenager.

:-)

Pearl

savannah said...

thank you, pearl! now i know why none of these are familiar! ;!) xoxox

Dr Zibbs said...

Pearl ive look online for some of the classic 70s tshirts and can never find any of the really good ones that used to be in record stores/head shops.

Dr Zibbs said...

Oh yeah. Look at the sloppy stitching on the last patches. Bad enough you have a stupid patch but then crappy craftsmanship. Why I neva!

Indigo Roth said...

Hey Zibbs! The ultra-subtle FARMERS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCKS never caught the public's attention. Though I'm sure someone remembers... Roth

Dr Zibbs said...

Indigo - You should make it and and sell it. You'll be rich.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Do ya think the boyscouts and girlscouts can start earning those badges? If so, I really want to join.

Dr Zibbs said...

Just keepin it real - im in with you!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Zibsy, while this post made me chuckle quite loud, twice, I Urban Dictionary-ed Mustache Rides...

For 5cents? really?

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy you never heard of this? We're about the same age.

Heff said...

Candy lead a sheltered childhood, lol.

Dr Zibbs said...

Heff yeah that was a shocker.

Heff said...

Lol. You said... "shocker".

Dr Zibbs said...

Heff - Awwwww yeaaah!