Dummy...Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

People have wars over the most absurd things. One minute you're having a fun filled conversation - the next your slappin' someone upside da head. The arguments can arise from anything:

Does Sarah Palin look more like Tina Fey or Edith Prickley?

Did the Jesus kill the unicorn in the garden of Eden or did it escape using it's powerful horn?

Is that garment Kim Jong-Il is wearing a shirt or a jacket?

We all know the answers are Prickley, escape and shirt, but is it worth dying for? I ask, "Why can't we be friends?" Now shut up dummy and enjoy this classic: