Best Magazine Cover Ever! Casos Reales. Clown Busts In On Cheating Wife.

"Maria?.... Maria? Where are you me sweet little enchilada? It's your man Juggles? I'm home early from the.....HUH??????"

(I wonder what happened next?)

West Chester Blogger Shares Thanksgiving Tradition. Bobo The Clown.

I love traditions. I'd like to share a bit of my Thanksgiving tradition with you the reader. Above is a picture of last year's Thanksgiving. The day before actually. That's Charles the Turkey.

Look at him go!

We like to cage the bird and pamper him for a few hours before....well...you know.

So we give him special treats, sing traditional Pilgimy sounding songs, dance around his cage and taunt him playfully with sticks.

Then, it's time for Bobo the clown to begin his slaying. So he slowly circles the cage. The bird senses something is wrong. And starts darting all over the cage. During this all the kids pull a feather from the Negro Indian head (total fucking heirloom and valuable as shit) and hand their feather to Bobo.

Bobo picks the smallest feather and the child that gave him that feather gets to hold the gobbler to the stump while Bobo chops his head off.

We then give the turkey to Nana who defeathers it and cleans it.

What traditions do YOU guys have?

Joe Pesci. February 9 Birthday. Funny Like A Clown.

So today, February 9 is Joe Pesci's *birthday. He was born in 1943.

And here's a clip from one of the best Joe Pesci movies - GoodFellas. I can't believe that this movie was made in 1990. Times flies.

This is the famous, "funny like a clown" scene - as I like to call it.



* And on a side note, Joe Pesci sang at Vincents Blue and Jazz Bar here in West Chester before he was famous.

G Love With Some Great Clown Harmonizing

OK, clown weekend is almost over people. Here is a really great song called "Rodeo Clowns". Excellent harmonizing with G-Love, Jack Johnson and Donavon Frankenreiter. This was filmed at the Orange Lounge. You're gonna LOVE this!

They also do a few other songs including "Rainbow." This is good stuff so just put it on and listen to the great music while eating your Sunday eggs and bacon.

Say You, Say Me? More Like: "Say WHAT?"

Clown Weekend continues at TBY with this cheese ball rendition of Say You, Say Me. Trust me on this one - you need to see the expression on this clown at 49 seconds in. Try to concentrate on that expression when you're in a deep, deep sleep tonight.

Killer Clowns From Outer Space

As everyone knows by now, TBY is celebrating it's first ever "all clown weekend." Here's another clown related video. It's a clip from the movie Killer Clowns From Outer Space.

Yucko The Clown In Nashville Video

..and we continue with an all clown weekend. Here's Yucko the Clown with his hysterical brand of stupid, insult comedy. (Lots of making fun of fat chicks in this one).

Warning: Harsh language in this video..so turn up the volume.

West Chester Blogger Announces Clown Weekend

It's official. I've decided that That Blue Yak will be having it's FIRST ANNUAL CLOWN WEEKEND. Starting now. And who doesn't love clowns? So plan to check back all weekend to see videos of everything clown related. Make a party out of it. Tell your friends. Don't have friends? This might be the perfect opportunity to stop a stranger on the street and make a friend,

"Excuse me. We don't know each other but would you like to come to my house and watch clown stuff together? Seriously - no funny business. Just clown stuff."

Who knows...you might have a new friend at the end of the weekend.

Also, whoever leaves the funniest comment - will receive the title of THAT BLUE YAK FIRST ANNUAL CLOWN WEEKEND GRAND MARSHAL OF CLOWN. Now I give you -"Evil Clown Dancing":

West Chester Burglar Really Just Mr Rogers As A Clown

West Chester residents can now unlock their doors. The clown cat burglar I referenced in my last post was actually just a dream. It was just Mr Rogers wearing an evil clown mask. This video should explain it.

West Whiteland Police Respond to Clown Cat Burgler

I woke up this morning feeling like a lonesome clown. You know - from the lyric in Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down by the Carpenters*. I guess it's the non stop rain that's happening here in West Chester..... Or it could be the clown make-up that's smeared all over my pillow. WTF? I kind of forget what happened last night but when I woke up this morning there was a huge red shoe - size 20 - sitting below an open window -drape a-flappin' in the wind.

Anyway, I'm gonna cheer myself up by listening to a different Carpenters song: Top of the World. Enjoy the upbeat tempo and snappy lyrics you clowns.




*If you're repulsed by how ungodly fat Karen Carpenter is, look at a lamp or something instead of the watching the video.