Why Do Women Put Men Through This Torture? Scrapbook.

I wonder if this ever happened:

- There was this really hot chick. She was kind of odd but who cares? She was smokin' hot.

- So this dude was sitting on her couch in her den. So they sit there and he has to endure over two hours of not only looking through her scrapbook but hearing every detail of every person. Including, which people at which time she was best friends with and endless pictures of her cousin Stacey - who is a total fat fuck - but has the "biggest heart ever". Even though she "struggles with diabetes but you would never know it".

- Then, as the book is closed she says, "There's really something I want to share with you."

- His slacks seem to get tighter in the crotch region. She stands up and he follows her into her bedroom.

- She then says, "I don't show this to everyone, but you're special".

- She then leads him to a cabinet full of these:

- "They're Dreamsicles. I want to tell you their names, where I got each one, their limited edition status and what each one means to me."

- The guy rips the tiny arrow off of the Cupid Dreamsicle and plunges it to his heart. It's only a half inch long to it doesn't even break the skin. But it does slightly rip his sweater. Very slightly.

OK this never happened to me but many similar scenarios have. The things us guys will endure to get a chick. Jesus Christ.