Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Kid at West Chester McDonalds Needs To Watch This Film

So my son said he walks up to the McDonalds a few weeks ago on Gay Street in West Chester and he's greeted by the young cashier like this,

"So what the fuck do you want?"

I swear to God. My son didn't really give a crap but we do laugh every time we drive by that McDonalds now.

I think that young whippersnapper at the McDonalds could use this McDonalds refresher course:

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Creepy Film About Your Changing Body

Guys, I need you to go and check the oil in your car. I need to have a private word with my lady readers. ....are they gone? Good.

OK ladies, It's wonderful being a girl. But did you know that the uterus is no larger than the size of a pear? Or that the ovaries are no larger than walnuts? And that fallopian tubes are not an amusement ride? It's true. The problem is that when the movie you were shown in 5th grade was playing, you weren't listening. Were you?

I think we all need a refresher course*. And coming from an anonymous blogger that you've never met that claims to be a doctor, I think you can trust me when I say, "Please watch this creepy film about menstruation that was made in the 1960's to teach gals about their changing bodies." Then when a gal pal ask you if it's OK to wash your hair while menstruating, you'll feel confident about giving them the correct answer.



*Although this film says it's safe to bowl while menstruating, this film was made in the 1960's so bowl at your own risk.