What Was In Your Lunch Bag At School? Hit The Road Little Debbie.
What was in your lunchbag at school? Or were you a "buyer?"
My lunch bag consisted of three things from 1st to 12th grade:
1) Sandwhich - peanut butter and jelly, ham and cheese or turkey and cheese. White bread only thank you.
2) Salty treat - either chips or doritos.
3) Dessert: Some cupcakey thing. Like a Tastykake or Ring Ding. We weren't Twinkie people so never got one of those. And my Mom tried to sneak in Little Debbie's once and a while. You know my thought on those.
And I need to check with Mommy but I think she made my lunch all the way up through 12th grade. I forget.
Things could have been worse. I could have been given an egg salad sandwich like Lambert. Wrapped in clear plastic wrap. As opposed to the normal platic lunch bag. Why in God's name would Lambert's mom give him a stinky ass egg salad sandwich? It stunk! She probably didn't love him.
Or those people that were sent fruit in tupperware. Nooooo thanks! Or Hopton (dude had 7 and a half toes) that had to fold up his brown paper bag and bring it home because his mom was a penny pincher. Seriously, how much money are you saving a year from using 13 less brown paper bags? The dude always had a wrinkly ass bag. Shameful.
Then of course it could have been better. I kind of envied the people that got these:
