In case you forgot. Do NOT Hassel the Hoff!.... But here is the version I really like from BJ Thomas. Come on. Lets dance. Don't be shy....

...And kick and two and kick and serve the cream cheese and two and...Oh sorry. I was just thinking about what that bagel logo guy above was...

Do you want his body? Do you think he's sexy? Come on baby. Let him know. Man is that picture disgusting. They've been laughing abou...

Ahhh-Haaaa!! I KNEW you were Googling your name Ricky Segall from The Partridge Family. So what you been doing for the last 40 years? I hear...

I'd like to go to a party sometime and when I meet some dude all I would talk about would be wolves. Like I would back him into a corner...

Man I wish I had recorded some of my classic prank phone calls that I used to make with friends back in the day. I'd be rich I tells ya!...

Oh my God I can't believe this. Right in the head!*: What?? No muss??? Huh?? Why I never!.. Oh come on!... OK this is just.... *Fun fact...

I will now open the envelope declaring the winner of the TBY Chester County Unique Waiter Gesture Award (even though the answer is in the ti...

Oh man what a treat! I was at my local Wawa today* and saw the deli guy wearing one of those disposable beard nets. And he was acting as if ...

Man I used to love the Dick Van Dyke Show. I wish it was in reruns more. When I was a kid and it was in reruns I was pretty good at imitatin...

When I make my country music video it's going to be me stooping down feeling the dirt in my failed cornfield. I look at the dry dirt and...

See that woman above? It's Mrs Ritchie. My high school typing teacher. Yes....we had typing class in high school. It was right after my ...

I went to the Whip Tavern on Saturday for lunch. It's a quaint little place. It's hidden in the rolling hills of Chester County. Cus...

Oh my God did you guys see the movie The Artist? If you didn't then rush out and see it! I didn't think I was going to love it but I...

When you're in a meeting today.... And things are really intense..... Try not to laugh..... When you think of this:

...After she checked into the Arizona hotel room she changed into her suit. A yellow number with a black stripe. One day of hair leg growth ...

I'll tell you one thing. If you live in New York you're lucky because you can't get great pizza here in Chester County, PA. It...

I finally blew my stack at the movie theater. You might recall I told old people to shuusssh a few months ago by saying, "Will you plea...

Ahhh. Sometimes life's simple things are the best. Here's a picture of a sandwich I made last summer that I found on my pocket telep...

BBQ in progress. Uncle Phil comes around from front of house Uncle Phil: Hurroh everyone and chop suey to yoooo. And yooo! Little Timmy: H...

This might be my favorite SCTV sketch of all time. Except Sammy Maudlin didn't do his classic laugh in this one where bangs his hands in...

As you know from this post , I was a lunch bringer. Not a buyer. Until that fateful day in first grade that my Mom let me buy. I remember lo...

Look at the art on this Heimlech brochure I found the other day. The instructions should read: 1) Sneak up on a random person that may be ch...

Someone said yesterday "Octavia Spencer is so beautiful!" Has it always been like this or are there more and more people saying th...

Doctor: Come on Mrs Baulker* you can do it. Just one more push. Mrs Baulker: I CAN'T!! JUST GET IT OUT OF ME!!! Doctor: Just a few m...

WHA WHA WHAT??? I was looking through images in the Google under "Racist Toys" and came across this picture. It's a comic book...

This is such a great version of David Bowie doing Heroes. It's hypnotic. I've got it on my ipod and just decided to see if there was...

I bet the parents of my neighbor's Hicknut and Dukey had this conversation with them: "Kids. We have an announcement. Your mother a...

I remember when I was a kid we got this hot dog cooker like the one above. It had a domed lid but this is the only picture I could find. You...

When I was in sixth grade I was a my friend's house and I went to open a closet and I found this weird contraption. "What the??...