Random Thoughts About Being in Church Today For A Communion.
Today I was in church for my nephew's Communion. Here are some random thoughts:
- I was able to sit in the very back pew. Sweet.
- The sermon was about how sheep can be "really stupid animals and they'll always be stupid unless they have a shepherd. And a priest is a shepherd". Are you kidding me? I swear he said this.
- Some 14 year old girl was about to puke and her mom had to run her out of the church. She was waving to people to get out of the way.
- There was this hot lady that I met before at a business function and I was checking her out during the mass. She looked kind of sad though. Like Sarah Connor from the Terminator.
- When it was time to kneel I was trying to put the pew down and my brother whispered. "You've got to be kidding me?" I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the mass. And then I was thinking how I wanted to pass him a note saying how much Jesus hated him (courtesy of Pru) and it just got me laughing more.
- When the collection plate came around I was thinking, "there's no way I'm putting a dime in". The five year old in front of me was given a $20 bill to put in. Is that the going rate?
Gotta go. The Simpsons are on in five minutes.
