I wonder if some dude was ever having sex with a woman. And the husband came home.
And he's totally nude. Like TOTALLY. And he doesn't want the husband to see his junk so he covers it with his two hands. But the husbands comes at him to attack him and the guy has to fend him off so he just starts kicking him. (Remember, his hands are covering his junk).
And he's not karate style kicking him because the guy has no karate training. Sure, he's seen some Jackie Chan movies but it's not going to help in this situation. So he just kicks him the way an ostrich would kick. Like jumping up in the air and doing single kicks. A very goofy showing.
"Waaaa! Waaaa!" Screaming - almost birdlike as he kicks.
The husband isn't a great fighter so he's really just slap fighting the guy. Kinda sad if you think about it.
Then the guy - with one of his goofy ostrich-like kicks - steps into the bedroom trashcan. Yeah. I know. He runs down the hall squawking in his birdish screams and limping with the trashcan caught on his foot.
The husbands pursues him with a golf club.