Monday, April 25, 2011

The Time My Friend Jim Wore A Cowboy Hat To School.



I have to give credit to anyone that goes out on a limb and makes a fashion statement out of their comfort zone.

Naaa. I’m lying. I’ve never put any thought into that really. Who do you think I am? Mr Blackwell?

But I wrote it because I was thinking about what my neighbor Jim did in 10th grade. I knew Jim since 7th grade. We both wore the same type of clothes. Jeans, flannel shirt, occasional concert t-shirt…. (I did start to dress a bit preppy in 11th grade but doesn’t matter for the story).

It was the height of Southern Rock being popular. The Outlaws, Molly Hatchet and 38 Special were in rotation on the radio.

So one day I see Jim walk to the bus stop and I’m thinking, “What the hell??”

He was wearing a big ass cowboy hat!! He walks up and I’m just looking at him. The funny thing is that he’s pretending like nothing is out of the ordinary.

“What the hell? Is this a joke?”

All casual-like he says, “Oh the hat? Naaa. Just got it this weekend. You know it’s pretty cool. It’s all Southern Rock and shit.” (and he wasn’t even convincing HIMSELF. He knew he wasn’t just going to just blend in. There was only one other kid that wore a cowboy hat and he was a friggin’ hick)

“Dude. You can’t wear that to school. You look ridiculous.”

“Hey whatever.”

Of course I was right. He went to school and by the second period so many people made fun of he threw it in his locker. It was never seen again. Come to think of it, I don’t even think he brought it home. I bet he just threw it in the trash.

And oh yeah. It had a feather in it. (See picture above)

The moral? Don't try and be different.

And on a related note these two preppy ass idiots in 11th grade did a similar thing. They both wore clogs on the same day to school. It was the gayest thing you ever saw and they were laughed out of the cafeteria. I don’t know which is gayer – wearing clogs or planning to have your friend wear them on the same day so you can unveil them together.

Gay blades.

7 comments:

sybil law said...

Hahahahah!
And clogs! That's awesome. :D

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - oh the clogs were the faggiest!

Chris said...

He was country before country was cool.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I welcome the ridicule.

I always dared to be different. In high school I had this bright rainbow colored tye dye top and leggings. I wore them with banana colored Chuck Taylor Converse high tops. I looked like a Grateful Dead Pop Princess.

I also owned spurs and wore them too.

TC said...

clogs? Men can BUY clogs? After 1968?

weird.

Scope said...

You wore "earth shoes" didn't you?

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - clogs!

Scope - Flippers