Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Loving The Max Tall Commercials. Anyone?

Have you guys seen the commercial for Max Tall? I like the very first scene where a few guys are going out to lunch and shorty isn't invited. And what happens if you meet some chick and she thinks you're tall then later realizes you're a shrimp? I guess it's just the same as those chicken cutlet boob lifters.

And I would like to wear them for a day so I could walk around being 6'6". A giant man. Towering above the Lilliputians.

Oh, and the second video is pretty good too. I love how they portray the shame of being short. The dude walks up to the hottie in the bar, then stops in his tracks, "Oh she's....she's tall. Let me just...let me just go back and sit down."

And I love the third scene where the dude is at the store and he can't reach the thing on the top shelf so the girl reaches it for him. Look at the expression on his face! HA! And I have a feeling she wouldn't be going out with him even if he was tall. She doesn't look like she's into Mexican dudes. Just a hunch.



11 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Oh and look at the expression of the chick in the second video when she glances down and thinks, "Oh. He's short."

Furtheron said...

what a load of old cobblers!

TC said...

couldn't they get Tom Cruise for this? For sure he uses these!

sybil law said...

Hahahahaha
I had not seen these commercials, but holy shit. Awful. What happens if they manage to get one of those chicks home for a little action? Do the guys keep their shoes on? Won't their step stools all over their houses give them away?

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - HAHAHA!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

And notice how conveniently forget to tell you that you can't wear them with flip flops.

Scope said...

I've never seen these commercials, and at about 6'5", I'm really not the target audience.

And that chick in the first video wasn't giving that dude the time of day regardless.

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope - you'd be a giant!

TC said...

so you MUST be familiar with this show.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2011/08/dancin-on-air.html

Kelly Robinson said...

How will I ever decide between Max Tall and LiftKits?

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - I Am!! I almost went on it once. Thank GOD I didn't!

Kelly - It's a very tough choice!